Will Ferrell

Here to make you laugh! I am not Will Ferrell. Fan/Parody account. No affiliation with actor Will Ferrell.

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I like my coffee how I like my people... I don't like coffee.

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A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

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I wonder if Justin Bieber sees the irony behind the statement, "Never say never".

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I went on a run but I came back 5 minutes later because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes.

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RTETWEE fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porlbem, becuaes yuore jsut taht Asoemwe.

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H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K. [H]alf [O]f [M]y [E]nergy [W]asted [O]n [R]andom [K]nowledge.

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I wish my friend's houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.

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"One Direction" has 12 letters. So does "gayyyyyyyyyy". Coincidence? I think not.

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Me: *Likes someone* Me: *Thinks I have a chance* Me: *Remembers what I look like* Me: *Cries*

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1st: Chris Brown hits her 2nd: Eminem lies to her and 3rd: Drake cant remember her name What a life Rihanna has!

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Some of life’s best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends.

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My mom: I think you should do your homework. Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth but then I think mmm, better not.

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My bed is my best friend.

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Was planning on doing something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.

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Immature: A word boring people use to describe fun people.

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"K." Well, Potassium to you too, motherfucker.

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Sarcastically saying "good job" when someone drops something.

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When I say "the other day", it can mean any time from yesterday to 364 days ago.

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F is for friends who do stuff without you.

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I loaned a blind guy some money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back next time he saw me..... Oh, wait.... Damn.