BertelThoughts

My mom pretty much hates me.

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Someone give it to, someone give it to, someone give it to, to all girls
#seanUHpaul

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Back in the game like they never thought I would #tweettweet

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#megalodon DOES exist! No one believed the Pygmy whale existed! Keep up the search! #sharkafterdark

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I like my women like I like my coffee: black, bitter, and preferably fair trade.

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"I wanna learn how to rappier spar...or fence, same thing?"

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Peeing at the Boot if any one even cares

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Apparently one million moms aren't more powerful than a dancing lesbian. #degeneres

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Death of a Salesman is the death of my buzz. #shitsdepressing

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Does anybody else narrate their genetics book with Bill Nye the Science Guy in their head? #drinkingandhomework

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I sleep a little, but I dream a lot.

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You want to go see big miracle? Sounds like a big fucking mistake. @simplysayre @Kelanderthal

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@steveaoki new Orleans time to take shit over the top

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#steveaoki #wonderland is the tittttts

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Santorum is also against same sex-marriage and pornography, get off my pornhub! #notashamed

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Do you know Rick Santorum? He came in second in the Iowa caucus last night and also is against birth control... #neverthat

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Watching an "All American" New Years on FOX #saveahorserideacowboy

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#bananasbananasbananas

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Where would science be without heaps of dead monkeys? #thoughtprovoking

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I wish we could have this conversation while I was sleeping #sofuckingtired