Will Green

I write things for money, and often not for money.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@mrianleslie Going to take your Saturday advice and not read this until tomorrow afternoon.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@mrianleslie And the more you read, the more the vibe is: “it isn’t a toss up, we just don’t know which way yet.”

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@SpaJw If these polls are right, it’s more likely that the polling in the swing states is underestimating Harris (and that states like Florida, Ohio, Texas etc could be competitive). But these polls may well not be right. Basically, the polling is screwed, but no one knows exactly how.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@rupees1hundred It’s the only way, man!

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@_ZachFoster @Keir_Starmer You are insane.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@Dorianlynskey Let Boluarte be Boluarte.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@mrianleslie Well… I suspect Iain won’t blame the King when the government does things he doesn’t like…

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

"Hey handsome. Why not come over to my place and eat the fried breadcrumbs I'm covered in?" she said, croquettishly.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@PanasonicDX4500 This is ideal

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@MJGold And it will not be close

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@whstancil It’s the identical relationship boomers have to the 50s. The golden age is the time they were children.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@twlldun Anything other than drinks at a bar is suspicious

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@ahtralfie It’s really funny in the context of a “southern food restaurant”. Sure, our unsophisticated palettes can’t cope with…nachos and BBQ sauce.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@watsoncomedian Here’s to you, Steve Cram, Martina Navratilova et al!

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@Psythor The guy who said it also lived before smartphones

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@Halalcoholism It’s all quite desperately sad.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@supergutman @OwenJones84 He's an utter disgrace.

[Will Green @WillGreenWriter]

@Dorianlynskey Optimism is the new punk