Will Looney

sr. copywriter and a little footy every now and then

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did anyone tell Jurgen Klopp about Helen, GA yet? USA’s got everything you need, my guy #USMNT

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why call ‘em chicken farmers when you could call ‘em hengineers

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me, a Georgia fan, irresponsibly thinking about next season like

[erika @yeeeerika]

if i text you “🌭" it means "we're all trying to find the guy who did this"

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me, cracking a LaCroix at 9:30 AM:
it’s 5 o’clock somewhere lmao 😎

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@angjord1 smothered and covered in the darkness

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If someone offered me an All-star Special right now, I would not say no.

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why do we call them “wedding showers” when we could call them “blender reveals”

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I don’t intended for Monday’s tweets to always be about BARRY. But Bill Hader is one of the best writer/director/producer/actors right now. And everyone needs to know.

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The “changing her furniture so she thinks she’s shrinking” bit on BARRY was so outrageous, it’s diabolical. What a line. Writers of that episode, take a bow.

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Those last five seconds. Sheesh. I am running through a brick wall.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

37 games down... 1 to go ✊🔴

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what if tattoo artists signed their work

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tired: my retirement portfolio is down

wired: 401(NOT OK)

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@nspin56 don’t tempt me

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Today’s Wordle starter word was shite.

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@oversettext @DanielPatrickM @ceceboopbop

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This weather got me photosynthesizing

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@mousterpiece @BenGrassmyer

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Don’t let the fact that Twitter is now owned by Elon Musk distract you from the fact that BARRY is back on television.

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No more “circling back” on anything, anymore. It’s time to “square up.” 3:00. Outside the gym. We fighting.