MC

While today it is me, we all shall fall

[chilli @gunschilli]

‘How are you so focused under pressure?’

Me in 2006

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@NefflynBe Secret Lives of Mormon Wives

[MC @WillMacLowe]

Devastating to see the path my own brother has gone down

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

The most offensive Christmas song ever!

Tom MacDonald - Let It Snow (Screw The Woke)

SHARE THIS LIKE CRAZY!

[MC @WillMacLowe]

Germans/Austrians directly translating Gareth Southgate's name to Gerald Südtor will never get old

[Paul @poull99]

@voestla Gegen England?
Bitte also Andi Herzog ist ein besserer Trainer als Gerald Südtor.

[MC @WillMacLowe]

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time

[MC @WillMacLowe]

May the fifth be with you

[ANA is a G @_anamaniac]

My fave clip from Richard Lewis lmfaoooooooooo RIP

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@dawginhim Insufficiently braced

[MC @WillMacLowe]

That's a big building. It's a brick building, red brick building. I don't know what the hell it is. It's an old building.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Peep Show but it's Johnson saying Mark

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@olijcarpenter Torres

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@dmgourleyo @fesshole You want to try to trick the boiler?

[MC @WillMacLowe]

Petition for all football games to go to penalties, regardless of the score after 90 minutes

[MC @WillMacLowe]

I didn't submit my Austrian residency in time, so I now face two options. I'm struggling to decide. Thoughts?

[Adam Piontek @AdamPiontek06]

Monkey on BeReal.

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[MC @WillMacLowe]

Shut up about the sun, SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

[Today I Learned 📚 @til_feed]

TIL that the moon is 1/400th the size of the sun but also 1/400th the distance from Earth which results in the moon and the sun being the same size in the sky, a coincidence not shared by any other known planet-moon combination.

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@WLPShadow @sportbible Darius Sayle?

[MC @WillMacLowe]

@olijcarpenter You know what, I was think exactly that.

Also I've heard he's an avid user of Student Beans