Will Mctague

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Cocktails made with diet soda can get you up to 18% more intoxicated than when made with regular soda. http://t.co/O3bV0t2yqm

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If you recite the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue, every letter will sound the same.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Great win at Hull. Now to get back home and give the microwave a really thorough clean.

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@SexFactsOfLife a real man does WTF he wants .

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@Halle_Von_ my kind of girl !

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@JoeyEssex_ @benhanlin @itv2 you could be tricked by a 4 year old child you absolutle spanner

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@Sethrogen Colombian cold .

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To maintain control of their groups, powerful male dolphins will occasionally rape the weaker males.

[Boring Milner @BoringMilner]

Someone in the crowd must have a drum because I can hear a drum being banged and it's coming from somewhere in the crowd.

[Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY @piesportsbooze]

Who has never won the Champions League

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@scousebabe888 @lovinit64 rear of the year !

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Help bring Ronaldo home

RT if you want @Cristiano Ronaldo to come home!!!

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PCSOs have attended reports of youths on off road bikes in New Moston. Bike seized and illegal rider reported! Sgt C

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Ed Woodward has gone medical crazy

#SkyDeadlineDay

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#WelcomeBlind

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@piersmorgan @persie_official @waynerooney il pull you're eyes out with a hot spoon and fill you up with piss you fat lump of fuck

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