Taffyta Muttonfudge

Ever since Vanellope left, this game needed a leader. We need a true champion of the track. That's exactly who I am. I will never walk away from this game.

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

Intro: TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE

🏁 WIR/SR RP
🏁 New to character
🏁 New to fandom
🏁 Not new to writing
🏁 A decade of sim-racing experience
🏁 Always literate/descriptive
🏁 Knows the technical parts of the sport
🏁 Aggressive, not dirty (Rubbin's racin')

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "I let skilled drivers have the win. If they give me a good race, they can win. If they decide to go all tryhard and dive bomb me, no. I'll drink their salty tears."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

When Vanellope comes back, if ever, I'll happily beat her like I did every other time.

And I hope she brings her friends. I'll beat them too.

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "I'm not insulting your friend, I'm insulting Vanellope. She deserves to be insulted every single time she's mentioned for what she's done. But I guess if you insist."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "I don't have any 'win streak' unless you're talking about beating people that aren't from this game. I just have the track record on Advanced. There's another two great talents in this game."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "Why would you want to dress up as trash? Use garbage bags. It's totally more economical."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW This annoyed her to say the least.

"You're going to wreck that. What a waste of materials."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "You don't understand people like me. Ever.
Which means take your inferior costume off. You're not a racer. You're a fake."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "It's a code. You do NOT touch another racer's ride. At all."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@ThePikachu1011 Cool story, bro.

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "Don't. Touch. My. Kart."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@RacersGem Wow, you and everybody else here.

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@RacersGem Good luck with that, sunshine.

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I know which one is more likely though."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "That is spending time with my friends. These racers here are my friends. And..."

"What are you looking at?"

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "Nahh. It's the truest motto to live by. Believe that. Racing isn't just a hobby, or a sport, it's a lifestyle."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "It's a technique nobody else uses through turn 8. Picks up a half second over everyone else with ease."

"I'm the only one crazy enough to even attempt it."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "Yeah, actually. As the late great Steve McQueen once said, racing is life. Anything before and after, is just waiting."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "I could not care less what you've won unless it's involved checkered flags."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "I think it's quite obvious that you don't know who you're going up against. I'm still the track record holder on Advanced. 56.771. Not one player is even within a half second of this, mainly because I do something that nobody else does, during roster races, anyways."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@PacificaENW "The only person in this game that ever bothered to go online, never came back, and now I hate her twice as much as I ever did. So, no. Nobody here is going online."

[Taffyta Muttonfudge @WillNotWalkAway]

@Mabel_Pines23 "Well then I guess you're gonna need to get over here and make your own kart. With no practice, no experience, and no hope of knowing which one is right for you. Good luck with that!"