William

je ne crois guère aux hommes de petite verge

[William @WillO657]

i miss my glasses

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Every nonfiction book is called like Republic of Cheese: How Gouda Saved Democracy and Created the Modern World

[William @WillO657]

7 out of the top 10 articles on the Times app are about Prince Harry’s court case - the media is obsessed with itself while it has no cut through with normal people

[William @WillO657]

Seeing a man with a suit jacket tied around his waist. Games gone

[William @WillO657]

Why do brands insist on putting drawstrings in trousers, I am not five years old and these aren’t pyjamas

[William @WillO657]

TNT paid for the rights and deserve to benefit from an English team being in the final. It wasn’t guaranteed and they made a bet, that bet should pay off for them. More performative nonsense from the Lib Dems.

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

As the Champions League final kicks off today, football fans are being priced out by TNT Sports locking it behind a paywall.

While the PM has politely asked TNT to make it free, I’m calling on the government to change the law and guarantee these games are always free-to-air!

[William @WillO657]

Whoever designed the Spanish McDonalds self server machine should be shot at dawn. The least user friendlier UI I’ve ever experienced

[William @WillO657]

Nobody should have an 80km cycle inflicted upon them during a stag do, I should be drunk in a Spanish bar not up a mountain

[William @WillO657]

Hosting the Commonwealth Games again (nobody else has wanted it, again)

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: The UK is considering a bid for the Olympic Games in the 2040s

The Department of Culture wants to make the UK “the go to place for international sports”

Other major events planned/scheduled include:

🏅Commonwealth Games 2026
🏏 Women’s T20 World Cup 2026
⚽️ EURO 2028
⛳️ Sondheim Cup 2030 (POTENTIAL)
⚽️ Women’s World Cup 2035
⛳️ Ryder Cup 2035 (BID)

[William @WillO657]

One of my more authoritarian views is that illegal parking should be enforced incredibly harshly.

Start with clamping and have cars crushed for repeat offenders

[William @WillO657]

Unfortunately, the belief is continually reinforced by the public

[William @WillO657]

i’ve realised nobody except me can ask succinct questions during audience q&a sessions, therefore i should have a veto

[William @WillO657]

Accidentally spilt whiskey and coke and the cat, I am sorry Pickle!

[William @WillO657]

Family doing park run on Christmas day and going to bed at 9:30pm, I am forsaken

[William @WillO657]

my life ambition is to beat the record for cream cracker speed consumption, fully believe i can do 4 in 40 seconds

[William @WillO657]

Hate every aspect of Splitwise and what it represents

[Count Mysterioso🎗️ @MysteriosoX]

"Yes, we know this and many other interesting historical facts as well"

[William @WillO657]

Having lost my second pair of glasses in a week I am on the verge of killing myself

[William @WillO657]

variations on a theme

[William @WillO657]

breakfast of a winner

[William @WillO657]

love love love consuming goods and services when i hate my job

[William @WillO657]

You’re a bad person if you order cocktails at a busy pub beyond 8pm

[William @WillO657]

Wow thank you gay house party - you’re right i’d never appreciated this music video properly