Bill Pritchard

Miserable old sod, haven't got a good word to say about anybody. Have suffered from THFC since I was a boy. I follow/unfollow back.

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@Stat_O_Guy I don’t suppose you have stats to back up the staffing levels? I was arguing about this yesterday but couldn’t find any current information on t’internet.

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Wouldn’t like to be standing next to Tom Cruise at the moment.

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@Banterm42404691 I really hope not, but I have to say that the accompanying colonoscopy was really quite pleasant. Whatever that says about me.

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Just had an endoscopy this morning. Have a lot more respect for Linda Lovelace now!

[Andy63 🇬🇧❤️travelling the world @TryingTraveller]

And we can’t forget this twot can we @AndyBurnhamGM

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Why is it that whenever a woman sits down on TV she puts a cushion on her lap? Every time, without fail.

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Never ever thought I’d say this but I could give Ringo one.

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@darranknott Another plus, the virus will only eradicate leaf eaters!

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I’ve studied the science and have noticed that, apparently, if you have a substantial meal in a pub you’re safe from COVID-19, so surely, if everyone was issued with, and forced to carry a Cornish pasty around with them this virus would be over in a fortnight.

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I know all the reasons why I shouldn’t like it but the best thing on TV at the moment is “The Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina” on Netflix. Try it.

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To all those popping at Harry Styles.

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Ashley Cole obviously got this job on merit.

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@Michael54151899 Why do all police, male and female, have to stand with their hands on their tits?

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@DelGeezer 👍

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Why didn’t the British Legion sell masks with poppies on them?

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@DelGeezer OK, fair enough, I haven’t seen any and I suddenly had this great idea.

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Spurs game is on Sky Sports at 3.15 am.

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Oh for the attacking flair of Scott Parker!

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The obvious questions about the stowaways on the oil tanker are, if they weren’t armed why couldn’t the police deal with it, and if they were armed why wasn’t it declared a terrorist incident.

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@GerardBattenUK @dovey_karen They’ve managed to kill their argument that their products are subject to unfair, sexist VAT.