Willy Knuckles

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

All this crying from Europe is because of one thing and one thing only:

The rest of the world is terrified that we’re getting good at soccer

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

To the Americans:

I've travelled all over the world. I've familiarized myself with many places, and met many people. And I'm a Canadian, although I’m privileged to reside once again in the States.

And here's something I've noticed, and it’s a key element of America's continuing greatness:

You bloody Americans value success, and you believe in its existence.

This is something that doesn't really happen anywhere else in the world. Even in other free democracies—the United Kingdom; Finland, Sweden, and Norway; Australia, New Zealand and Canada; Germany, France, and the Netherlands (great countries all)—a counterproductive cynicism too often reigns.

Success is equated with exploitation.
Ambition is looked upon with contempt.

This happens sometimes in the United States too—particularly among the miserable progressives, who confuse their resentment, ingratitude and unearned skepticism with wisdom.

But in your great country, by and large, striving is admired and success celebrated.

This means that more people strive and succeed in the US than anywhere else. And it's increasingly obvious. You remain stunningly more innovative and productive than any people anywhere else on the planet.

And so I say, as all should who are fortunate enough to live in the western world, let alone America:

Thank God for the United States.

Thank God for the wisdom of its founders.
Thank God for its faith in the free market and in the natural rights of man.
Happy birthday, you damn Yankees and Southerners.

Long may your admirable country dominate the world.

Long may your freedom and hope provide an example to those suffering everywhere at the hands of their malevolent states.

May your two and a half centuries of unparallelled success be just the beginning.

Your country is the light of the world, and the city on the hill.

Thank God for the USA.

Happy 250th.

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Cam Skattebo truck sticking Cooper DeJean

[6ixTimeChamp @LombardiLover]

Aaron Rodgers has me feeling NICEY!!

[RYAN GARCIA @RyanGarcia]

I actually believe Crawford may be the best fighter of all time.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

As a general rule, I'm fine with people telling jokes and not fine with people starting stupid wars that kill thousands of my countrymen.

[drryn 🫶🏾 @wyddrryn]

Quit playing both sides and stand for something bitch ass nigga

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

Oh, so NOW DPS chose not to stand in the fire…

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

That’s my new official X description.

[Zachary Miller @_ZacharyMiller]

Imagine paying for this and coming home to President JD Vance

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Your tax dollars could be spent better

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

A lot of crazy things have happened in this country over the last few years, so you may have forgotten this one minor story from eight years ago:

The US Intelligence agencies framed the sitting US President for treason. They all knew that Donald Trump wasn’t involved in a conspiracy with the Russians, but they lied.

Well, that President is back AND the boss of the Intelligence agencies is now, not only someone completely outside of that conspiracy, but someone who was slandered with that same accusation, by the same nasty woman whose campaign came up with the whole Trump frame job to begin with.

Interesting times.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

This is the COLDEST thing in history.

A TRUE LEADER! 🔥

[ajay🛜 @2sn34ky]

Donald Trump winning got me as a Canadian feeling American

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“inflation is high and the world is at chaos, how do you plan to fix it?”

Kamala HQ:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is morning in America again

[Steve Kornacki @SteveKornacki]

Allentown, PA (54% Hispanic)
2016: D+41
2020: D+35
2024: D+23

Hazleton, PA (62% Hispanic)
2016: D+5
2020: R+11
2024: R+25

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

The New York Times knows a Proud Boys necktie when they see one.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

"Also, he’s got no clubhead speed!"

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

While I am running a campaign of positive solutions to save America, Kamala Harris is running a campaign of hate. She has spent all week comparing her political opponents to the most evil mass murderers in history. Now, on top of everything, Joe Biden calls our supporters “garbage.” You can’t lead America if you don’t love the American People. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden have shown they are both unfit to be President of the United States.

I am proud to lead the biggest, broadest, and most important political coalition in American history. We are welcoming historic numbers of Latinos, African Americans, Asian Americans, and citizens of every race, religion, color, and creed. It is my desire to be the President of all the people.