Will Stands

Chief Policy Advisor on Legal Affairs. Political Historian and NIL Agent. Appearances on Fox News, ESPN 3, Tubi, The Dispatch, and The Onion. ITP. PLP.

[Anthony Broadchyck @broadchecks]

From my two weeks in Memphis, not sure why this isn’t a bigger postgrad city for people to go to. Affordable. Tons of cool spots. Good jobs. Nba team.

[Will Stands @WillStands]

Atlanta bar just exploded for the Knicks dub. Genuinely fuck y’all

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Gray back bling in the bar. Honestly #expand

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@GaryVolts Yes, you are. #srryimlate

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Ratatouille is quite literally a top 10 movie OAT

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If you’re not from one of the original 13 colonies, do you really have rights? Answer: no

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@Marshalldahorse @highland_strip @frankissteez @BluffThursdays Mix it with a Busch light

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Thoroughly convinced I could go the entire rest of my life without shopping at any store other than REI (East Memphis).

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Why is the general counsel pos. at a law firm a thing. Brotha y’all are quite literally ALL lawyers

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@jontweetssports Absolute retardation

[Thursdays, future CPA @BluffThursdays]

Lebron this is how you spend a random Thursday night in (West) Memphis #gritty

[Alfred Smithstein @AlFerdasmmith]

My buddy’s ex is at the bar and she keeps eye raping me. He nutted in her 9 times in 30 minutes. My girlfriend left me yesterday and just got with aforementioned buddy. Do I get with the ex? $3 pints.

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@Marymagstan Nice ratio, idiot.

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@Catfish_Jawnn I miss Parish Brasserie and Neighborhood Cafe

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Short of the fall of Man, the first day post-March Madness (every year) is the single worst day in human history

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@ToddRoberts1993 Nice 2nd account @TrentPSimmons

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Paid $30 for 16 gallons of gas today, God bless Donald Trump and the Circle K rewards program

[Josh @LaflareTMC]

Nigga put his hands on Rickea but not Raheem morris during that losing streak nigga a bitch

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Except Jelly Roll that speech was #based

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Grammys is absolute liberal retard bad music slopfest