William Patrick Stuart-Houston

Affluent

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Absolute sausage hole. Great!

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Gonna be a long fucking day tomorrow or today or whatever

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

This guy is dry aging his beer rn. Not the time

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

I love Croatia and all of its people. God bless this country.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@NatureFloy31628 Could only handle a piss at the Vatican unfortunately. #holystream

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Took a massive shit in the Colosseum today. #aquaductdump

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Milan has a big mike and his name is Andrea. I have yet to enter negotiations with him.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@NatureFloy31628 Pretty sure I have you beat Mr. Floyd

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@TheStathm @Paris Lowkey just the place where my hotel is sucks. The nice part was super nice.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Paris is a shithole

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

So many fucking Indians in Paris. Kanye lied to me

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

It should be illegal to run political ads in foreign languages. If you can’t speak English, you shouldn’t be voting.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Sitting in seat 27b, priorities straight.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@Scotty_OG @SouthwestAir I should get priority when I check in first and get to choose an empty, unpaid, aisle seat.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Fuck you @SouthwestAir . Why the fuck do I have a middle seat when there are plenty of aisle seats still open. LET ME CHOOSE THE AISLE SEAT!!!!!

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@nmcq85 @SouthwestAir No, not all aisle seats are extra

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@chdbove @SouthwestAir Thank you Christopher. This is what I’m talking about

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

@hpesojnai @SouthwestAir I am also surprised I’m still flying southwest.

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

What is the point of black colleges? Like why are you self segregating?

[William Patrick Stuart-Houston @WillStuHouston]

Roast of Kevin Hart is three fucking hours of comedy gold. Goated performance!