@saltydkdan to this day, "who up Bobbin' they Burger" pops into my head at random and inopportune intervals. People ask me why I'm cheesing so hard but I'm running out of excuses. You have caused irreversible damage to my brain, thank you.
Oh hey I'm live with day 3 of my fundraiser for Red Cross, we're trying out UFO 50. Hijinks guaranteed*
*Our legal team has advised that hijinks cannot be guaranteed, only expected.
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Raunchy band name ideas:
Johnny Dicksin & the Clam Slammers
Dick Trickle & the Clam Slammers
Throb Flow & the Clam Slammers
Dastardly Dan & the Clam Slammers
Clam Slammington & the Clam Slammers
She cheech on my chong til I'm S̶͔̯̜̳͍̅̌̈́̎̂̉͐̈́̈́̚T̸̖̘̼͈̾̓̾͐̅̃͊̀̏̍̿̊ͅĮ̸̢̧̫̬̟̥̲͙̣̘̦̻̎̽͂̃́͘L̷̡͕̬͓̗̠͈̪͋͂̑͋͒̆͗L̵̡̨͍̰̝͑̒̇̈́̉̂́͝͝ ̵̧̭̫͔̬̰̠̍͗̑̾͌̅͗̈́͆͋̿͝S̷̙̗̠̝̹͇̟̟̟̠̮̦͗͝M̷̞̩͈͌O̷̤͕̒͂̌̔̆̎̎͂̄̽̚͝Ḱ̶̥͍̘̃͆̆͋̅̋̀̂͑͝I̵̢̧̠̜̣͚͎̯̝̭͙͗̉̔͊́͜ͅN̴͕̅ͅ
Hey guys, I'm live on https://t.co/x3hVlzstsn raising money for American Red Cross so they can help folks affected by Hurricane Helene. Let's make a difference! You can make donations here: https://t.co/NqvAXxFfF0
Dracula's "miserable little pile of secrets" speech from Symphony of the Night but the dialogue is replaced with that vine that goes "BITCH, HU-HUH! Why you MAD?! Is it because my PUSSY POPS SEVERELY, and YOURS DON'T?!"
I hate Reddit sometimes, man. I was just looking at shitposts and memes about my favorite games, then WHAM. I'm hit with that minute-long Bowser fart fetish video where he chugs a gallon of milk and farts foul fucking clouds of gas. It's a shit day to have functional eyes.