Will

Bill so hard motherfuckers wanna fine me.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

I’m so high, I’m thinking about buying an e-bike.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@Jesus_M_Christ Says a person hiding behind an avatar.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

Almost bought myself an e-bike because I think I’m having a midlife crisis, or at least my version of it.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

I swear, I don’t know how I haven’t gotten an ulcer at this point.

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

Taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air. SHAME ON YOU ABC! IT'S DISGUSTING. He did nothing wrong except tell the truth about what Republicans were saying about Tyler Robinson before there was real evidence. He didnt say anything about Charlie Kirk. Freedom of speech is our life blood.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@Jesus_M_Christ You also can’t use reason with people that don’t know law and order.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

56 Years Ago Today:

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@graveyardxmoth Congrats!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Admits Entire Political Career Has Been WWE Storyline To Set Up Match With Cody Rhodes
https://t.co/hSH1S4I4s5

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

I need to get laid.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@Jesus_M_Christ I’m pretty sure that was during the BLM movement and riots were going on. Coincidentally was during COVID.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

It only took me 40 years to get my shit together but fuck it I made it lol

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

I’m feeling pretty optimistic about my future lately. I just finished my apprenticeship, I’m almost done paying off my debt and I have a little bit in my savings. I’m thinking if things go right I might be finally buying a house next year.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster https://t.co/achXky46Gl

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@PimpBillClinton I think you missed the point of this post.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@graveyardxmoth I can try to get you a job as a plumber but it’s not really that fun… lol.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vomit-Covered Man Who Shit His Pants Hopes He Didn’t Blow First Date https://t.co/DeyVmR4T8o

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

The framers of our Constitution knew that our republic would endure only if our presidents have the character and honor to put duty ahead of self interest. President Biden deserves our gratitude for his decades of service to our nation and for his courageous decision today.

[Will @WillTheGreat84]

@Jesus_M_Christ I guess the left can’t aim for shit either lol