lastrealyearner

wife guy in training

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

they all look exactly how you think they would look. not that there’s anything wrong with that

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this all-timer…

[🐝Lucía🏳️‍⚧️🇸🇻🇲🇽🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇦🇾🇪🇦🇲🇧🇩 @hamburger317]

Hi

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[Austin Guy @Dzikhead]

The buses were bunched one after another and the next one is in 35 minutes. How realistic

[Mariam @Gaismair]

People responding to this

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

Jerry Seinfeld saw a chance to fuck a high schooler and context didn’t matter beyond that

[gaiohenken @gaiohenken]

This is so corny

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

Chicago bitches be like “beach dayyyyyyyy 🤩”

[Jamie @spacej_me]

wowwwwwwww! what a sick burn! 😂😂😂😂😂 unrelated but mine and my 4 yo’s health insurance from the “marketplace” is over $1000 a month

[Olgaa @brdmoedr]

The median voter

[Nat🇪🇹 @Natulolol]

How did everyone let this slide like nothing happened

[Milo @milonoobz]

these are frying the fuck out of me

[Chaeri @kingerbutterfly]

the steam machine is 1k because people decided to generate this

[SFGATE @SFGate]

Katsuya Uechi, Calif. sushi master who created spicy tuna, has died https://t.co/9JPl04mY84

[Dr.Awesome @DrAwesomeV2]

was it THAT HARD to SHOW any of this instead of TELLING

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Probably smells really crazy out there right now