will weeks

can someone check on mike posner make sure he's ok

[will weeks @willw170]

funion splashtown-rings

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

It's as if asparagus wants you dead.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

McDonalds mascot: a pervert clown
Burger king's mascot: a lecherous King
Subway's mascot: Jared
Arbys mascot: a hat or something?

Eat arbys

[haru @worstamericngrl]

making meaningful connections

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watching the scene in ratatouille where remy makes soup

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[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

Serious question: does a President's tweet equal an executive order now?

[will weeks @willw170]

pagan, patriotic, and registered voter

[Daniel Lin @danwlin]

If cigarette packs must have pictures of diseased lungs, college brochures should have pictures of graduates working at Starbucks.

[will weeks @willw170]

where's the instagram live for the death of culture

[i feel like @yoifeellike]

gunther from friends

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This Fourth of July why not eat so much arbys that YOU explode, you fucking pig.

Enjoy arbys.

[will weeks @willw170]

@mitchyork02 @Finnyberg low beef

[Friedrice Nietzsche @tinynietzsche]

true beauty is asymmetrical

[david @_elvishpresley_]

Did they ever announce who won the mannequin challenge

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Lovely, Cas!
The missus made my favorite Austrian breakfast, kaiserschmarrn
I wish you all kaiserschmarrn for breakfast someday. https://t.co/2kfNAPMrEB

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I need me a lil baby who gon list anything and everything she want so I can write it down and go get that shit for her.

[ryan @Ryface]

@JackPosobiec Oh for sure man

[will weeks @willw170]

update twitter one more gd time