Captain

Chef and beer drinker

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@EwanGriff Are you suggesting there’s other ways to chop wood than hacking at it with a hatchet?!

[Esarty @esarty]

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making Gregg Wallace think his opinion matters after Anna Haugh and Marcus Wareing have given theirs.

#MasterChefTheProfessionals
#MasterChef

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@chocolatadisco @BethanyrachaelX

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@panoparker @BethanyrachaelX

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@Jakewsmith_ Still tell people about this

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@daisy_manson The bigger issue is why Henry is filming anything other than Witcher

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@BirdsEyeUK @BethanyrachaelX

[Ellesse🇯🇲 @Ell_RX]

Racism is that engrained into Britain that they call Chinese takeaways ‘ch*nky’ and Asian owned stores ‘the p*ki shop’. But they will argue that it’s not racism

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@ASOS @BethanyrachaelX hero hun

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@bushontheradio Yep

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@JackWats19 @TPExpressTrains @easty2905 crammed on like sardines

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@ragazzecative What baby?

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

The only thing worse than the GoT ending was people who’ve never watched it smugly telling you they always knew it was bad #GameOfTrones

[Raheem Sterling @sterling7]

Ah sh.... 😂

[b.b @benoobrown]

when you see someone drinking a can of coke at 8am

[Storm Huntley @StormHuntley]

The difference between Americans and British 🤣😂🤣 👌🏻

[Captain @Will_Graham_]

@willy_nic @RequestABet Ooh sorry