Matty Willcox

[johnyhelzapopin @JohnyHelzapopin]

I’ve not seen a masterclass away in Europe this good since Roy Keane v Juventus

Totally adapted to the demands of ordering in a second language

The greatest to ever do it

🫡

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

@poculumwinecup Surely keep Welbeck for at home to Wolves

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

AGENT: "Got you an easy gig, Dave. Just go on SSN and do pub talk. Nothing difficult. Just try not to show up dressed like you've come straight from the pub. You need to be there in ten. Where are you right now?"

DAVID BENTLEY: "The pub"

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Remember when Rio Ferdinand called out John Terry for having a fragile ego and for being racist towards his brother, and John ignored the racism bit and only addressed the “fragile ego” part of the tweet?

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"Yeah, be cocky, why not?!" 😅

"My name for him is Braino Fernandes" 🧠

[SANTAN @Santandave1]

i never like that dude ratcliffe

[Sam Pilger @sampilger]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe is an immigrant himself in Monaco who owns a club whose starting line-up this week contained 8 out of 11 immigrants and is now complaining about immigrants- what a sad little man.

[Sarmo ⚫️🟠 @sarm0161]

Ratcliffe reckons United are just a far right back, a far right midfielder and a far right winger away from being Champions League contenders.

[Premier League @premierleague]

✨ Patrick Dorgu. In off the bar. At the Emirates. ✨

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MATHEUS CUNHA GIVES MANCHESTER UNITED THE LEAD STRAIGHT AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal 2-3 Manchester United.

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

BALLON DORGU

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

Life under Carrick

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

Oh my fucking god - up the fucking reds hahah

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

What a bell end you are @martinkeown5

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Martin Keown has his say on Martin Odegaard vs Bruno Fernandes what is your take 🤔⚽️

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

Quivering lip here asking - it would be 6-0

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

"We'd batter them." 😂

Wayne Rooney on how his 2008 Man Utd side would get on 🆚 current Arsenal 👀

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

@JBanned__ Can’t beat some Big L

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️
1. Tripped on small step.
2. In a London hotel restaurant. (🙄)
3. Fractured femur.
4. So badly I needed new hip.
5. Recovering in hospital.
6. Crutches for 6wks
7. No long-haul for 12 wks.
8. New Year off to a cracking start!
9. I blame Donald Trump.

[Matty Willcox @Willcox_Matty]

Look at his cheeky little smile. Go on wazza

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

"That is the United DNA." 🧬

Wayne Rooney reacts to Man Utd's win in the Manchester derby 🗣️