William Carney III

Bob Wills Is Still The King

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@gRevart Terrible

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@Bounty Whenever I'm shopping for your paper towels I can't help myself from imagining the guy in a meeting to determine your next marketing plan who said "I got it!!!!! We're gonna tell them that 4 = 6"

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@STORMIMFMAYA Outstanding! 🙌

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@El_Ron_Hubbard @golfweek Absolutely incredible 👏👏💪💪

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@ToddABailey @LouStagner Excellent point Todd! Very true. Although I don't know who you are, you will only be referred to as Mr. Bailey going forward.

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@BSSportsbook @barstoolsports

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@ChelieBae @stoolpresidente 8

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@PGATOUR @acschenk1 @KornFerryTour Penis

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Imagine you trying sneak a couple of kilos up the canal and a dolphin sees you and speeds away. Next thing you know a Florida Man holding a musket and his two sons take you in to custody. 'Flipper' was a whole ass TV show about snitching.

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@royalsreview Lefty Rosenthal

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@JerryFoltzGC @golferinatlanta @TheSolheimCup @PGATOUR @KornFerryTour @GolfweekNichols Yea Judy is one of the best announcers in golf, let alone women's golf.

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@treeputtTim @mattstestlab1 @GolfCentral ⬆️ Will likely go down as an underrated tweet here by Tim, but I 👏👏 it. Great work pro!

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@gRevart ⬆️

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@BenColeyGolf Expected that you be a gentleman if your first name is Harris. I think..

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@barstoolsports @LightsCameraPod Ocean's 12

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Brett "The Bird" Phillips. Balk. 😂

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@scostanz ...and I just can't remember her name.

[Defector @DefectorMedia]

Iowa TV station interrupts U.S. Open at funniest possible time: https://t.co/MGAAWOg1MR

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@JasonPagona @JesseBWatters ⬆️ absolutely incredible. 👏

[William Carney III @WilliamCarneyII]

@ChelieBae It's not my fault dumb ass lifeguard told me masks were mandatory in the pool.