@Bounty Whenever I'm shopping for your paper towels I can't help myself from imagining the guy in a meeting to determine your next marketing plan who said "I got it!!!!! We're gonna tell them that 4 = 6"
Imagine you trying sneak a couple of kilos up the canal and a dolphin sees you and speeds away. Next thing you know a Florida Man holding a musket and his two sons take you in to custody. 'Flipper' was a whole ass TV show about snitching.