Bill Chellis

Xscapee. Double dog dare you. Reliable Reply Guy for rent. Hourly rates. Call 867-5309. Putting the 'dope' in dopamine. Posts pithy replies for posterity.

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@notadvice @RobertMSterling I still say Twitter. But I do like to refer to myself as an Xscapee. Carries a certain gravitas.

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@BrandonDonkey2

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@notadvice @smartishcapital Modern problems. Sicilian solutions.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Edith Cookies.

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@DillowTalk2 @dogwoodblooms lol

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@DillowTalk2 Paging @dogwoodblooms !

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@PolitiBunny

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@DillowTalk2 @CaptRoho Think you will like this one if you haven't already seen it: https://t.co/NTcx2sK9RY

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@DillowTalk2 @CaptRoho Blender, or on a bender...?

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@notadvice @PhilHollowayEsq @blueapron

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@BrandonDonkey2 Hope those are steel toe high heels... and Donk, pay attention.

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@Krissa_Kray_ Old enuff… Hello ladies…

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@BrandonDonkey2 Not Assville?

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@johnkonrad Scotty giving those Tim Caine ick vibes.

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@agave_redux The dots are there. Just need connecting.

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@BowTiedKong @KJP Drive across as much of it as you can as frequently as you can. And f*ck TSA and the airlines.

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@BrandonDonkey2 @Junebagio Oh, it is real. Beautiful and crazy all wrapped up in one.

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@KELBELisWriting @BrandonDonkey2 I appreciate your post, but my 19 year old grandfather survived D-Day, but he was wounded. He lived to be 90 when he passed in 2014. I am sorry if what I wrote did not make that clear.

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@DillowTalk2 @realjenx We just need to some new screw worm recipes.

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@LOLNeverTweet Waffle Houzen

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@DillowTalk2 I was about to 'mash' that reply button with that very reply.