Hey, no need to buy expensive automotive diagnostic equipment. Just buy this diagnostic dice kit. You just pick the symptom your car has, then pick the right color of dice, roll it and it tells you what is wrong. For example I picked green as my car was overheating and the dice said it’s a head gasket. So I guess I’ll be changing a head gasket tonight. I am sure the dice are correct, right?
Hand a caveman a railgun and he won't study physics. He'll blast his rival tribe and brag his god's stronger. That's AI today.
Geniuses build god tier tools while ancient grudges get supercharged. Cavemen with lasers. Collision incoming.
A preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.
After takeoff, the cowboy ordered a whiskey and soda.
The flight attendant brought it and set it down in front of him.
She then turned to the preacher and asked if he’d like a drink as well.
Shocked, the preacher said,
“Absolutely not! I’d rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill repute than let a drop of liquor touch my lips!”
The cowboy quietly slid his drink back to the attendant and said, “Ma’am, I didn’t know we had that option. I’ll pass on the whiskey too.”
One of the biggest red flags in any relationship, friendship, or community is when one person’s feelings are treated as sacred while everyone else’s are treated as expendable.
Mutual respect requires reciprocity.
Not one person constantly apologizing.
Not one person constantly explaining themselves.
Not one person constantly proving their intentions.
Reciprocity.
If you’re demanding understanding, accountability, patience, empathy, and grace from others, you should be willing to offer the same in return.
Otherwise you’re not asking for respect.
You’re asking for special treatment.
A strange thing happens when you stop chasing attention.
You get very comfortable building in silence.
Most people assume that if they don’t see something happening, nothing is happening.
That’s almost never true.
Some of the most important work I’ve done over the last year was never posted publicly.
Not because it wasn’t valuable.
Because it wasn’t ready.
A lot of people have come and gone.
Unfollowed.
Unsubscribed.
Lost interest.
Moved on.
That’s fine.
Everyone leaves a movie at the point they think they’ve already seen the ending.
The funny part is that sometimes the story hasn’t even started yet.
The new fully electric Ferrari has just been released 🏎️🇮🇹
It sucks more than:
• Pineapple on pizza
• Wi-Fi in the middle of the ocean
• Fuzzy Crocs
• An ’85 mullet
• “Despacito” under the Christmas tree
• Socks with sandals
• Mosquitoes at sunset
• Non-alcoholic beer
When the 12V isn’t cutting it and you decide to give the toddler a taste of 18V Milwaukee power. 🏎️💨
Is this "Parent of the Year" material or just a very fast way to lose a security deposit? 🛠️⚡️
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