I don't remember when, but at some point everyone started calling me dad and it's been getting worse with every year. From a wholesome "dad!" to a depraved "divorced dad" who apparently is in a legal battle with his ex-wife. Why did this happen???
Packing is my nemesis
I hope packing perishes
I wish for packing to burn in the seven fires of hell while it remembers what it took from me and immense regret courses through its body
Then, it turns its head and there- there is chores
They should suffer together for eternity