William Myself Hutchinson

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@ghirapurigears First time I used it. I had one creature with 0 attack. The guy who was in the lead sent 32 damage my way. I had no blockers. Oopsies.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

I’m outside of the Beyoncé dc concert, but there’s a rain delay.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@united You guys are thugs. Your business practices should be illegal. I will never get a United flight again even if it’s $200 cheaper. Confirmation emails should matter. Passengers can do all the right things and still not get on your planes. Too risky to fly United.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@united You guys are disgusting. You sent a confirmation email, but won’t let my mother in law in the plane. You cancelled without warning. This two email confirmation system is bonkers and you don’t fix problems that you create.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@AGoldmund first off, I loved Reply All and especially you on it. Second, my sister found that you can dial *#62# and see if your phone calls are being forwarded to a scammer. Hers and some other internet people’s went to 9043278491. This would be a good episode! Appreciate you!!

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@smartfood Your crunchberries bag is a scam. Shameful y’all. Be better!

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@yunggravy make a serious song called “alone with my thoughts.” And sing about how hard it is to be alone with 10 thots. Let me and my friend Lauren come through if it turns out to be a banger.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@Delta just waited for an hour to speak to a representative. Was connected and the person’s audio wasn’t working then the call ended. Back in the queue I go. Hire more phone people ffs!

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@Yelp sponsored reviews are so annoying. Why do you have to make it seem like we’re reading the review of the restaurant we came to research? You guys should feel bad, but money talks more than quality nowadays.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@tsp4gov Just posting this in case people Google if mutual funds are good in their TSP. Definitely not good. Fees are $150 a year plus an average 1-2% a year whether stocks go up or down, plus a whopping $28 per trade. Go with the C fund if you can invest for a long time.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@SamsungUS your dishwasher is so bad. How could you let this through quality control? Specs on dishes and 15 screws to clean the filter?! Very upset with you guys. Avoid DW80R5060US and any other Samsung products.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@hotelsdotcom what is the point of showing a bunch of listings that are sold out? Your website is not usable.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@riotgames y’all have to fix this. This has to make her feel soooo bad. Perma ban the bullies. That’s beyond toxic. https://t.co/5obW3uliol

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@riotgames @riotgames y’all have to fix this. Poor streamer got bullied for 3 hours and the banned by y’all. https://t.co/5obW3uliol

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@YouTube it would be nice to have a spot for the play button and progress meter that doesn’t cover up the screen. It’s difficult to follow along on this tutorial.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@Skillsoft Can’t find an email for your company. Need it to fill out a form to give you guys business.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@MedStarGUH 3+ hours to wait for the ER is not okay. Your executives get a couple millions for doing nothing. Just cut one of them and hire a couple more doctors. Or at least let people go and come back closer to when they can be treated.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@aboutKP @KenBurns @PBS Get psychiatrists on your app and website. If they are in there it’s hidden. All these fucking shootings in America and you’re obfuscating mental health? Fix your fucking app.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@aboutKP @KPMidAtlantic @Verywell Why is it so fucking hard to schedule a psychiatric appointment. It’s not possible on your app or website. I’ll give your CEO $100 if he can schedule with a psychiatrist in less than an hour on your app.

[William Myself Hutchinson @WilliamMyself]

@instagram stop pushing me. I’ll go to the next video when I’m ready. I’m logging off every time a video scooches. Good luck staying in business.