William.

been told I'm 'silly as a giraffe' by a five year old. couldn't think of a counter argument.

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

medieval_helmet_NOT_FINAL.png #summergamefest #kingdomcomedeliverance

(@outsidextra)

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

@REDDriving Good morning, I would like to report fraudulent use of my driving license details by one of your driving instructors

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

@BarclaysUKHelp Fantastic! Thank you Ash 👏🏻 I’ll do it first thing in the morning, been awake for 36 hours so think I’ll need a fresh mind to sort it out 😂

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Hi @BarclaysUKHelp, I was just wondering if you could help me. I’m currently in Germany and (rightly so) I got this text double checking it’s me making the transactions — however, the text confirming it’s me won’t send. Is there any other way to resolve this? Thank you!

[The BBEG Podcast @TheBBEGPodcast]

WE’RE GOING LIVE ON THURSDAY 14th SEPTEMBER! (and we have some FANTASTIC map designers on board with us for launch 👏🏻)

#thebbegpodcast #dnd #podcast #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonsanddragonspodcast #comingsoon #ttrpg #rgp #tabletopgames #tabletopgaming #wotc #wizardsofthecoast

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

@MultiCallum I remember the picture! They definitely just pulled a load more on there, claimed it was “for six” but then realised the amount of stock they had to cover with the overall price — dick move on their end!

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Were you given the menu?

Did the menu have prices?

Did you still order the calamari that is “the equivalent of £64”?

Well then don’t complain.

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Semi-regular who always asked for stupid requests was in this morning

Today, he asked for a stupid thing

We did the stupid thing

He decides when the food comes out to say he also specified another thing

To get my attention he just yelled “BRO’”

You’re a grown man

Stop that

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

From Friday to Monday, I’ve done 39 hours (24 being back-to-back cover Supervisor doubles), over 85,000 steps, and it was my 5th consecutive Friday/Saturday/Sunday rota in a row and I’m opening tomorrow

“I’m gonna text my manager to see if I can come in at 9am instead of 8am”

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

I’ve tuned into Twitter for the first time in AGES and to see the solidarity between Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, and Ian Wright is FUCKING phenomenal. #BBC #MOTD

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

The extent of my Facebook usage these days is looking at the ‘Facebook Birthdays’ notifications to see if I want to unfriend any of them

Happy birthday.

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Which three Uber drivers did I hurt 😔

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

In the face of a possible emergency, my home town everyone *studio applause*

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

HELP NEEDED! RE: Live-streaming audio and mixer settings || I bought the BEHRINGER XENYX 302USB mixer and it has AWFUL background fuzz. Instead of badly explaining the problem with text, I put together this video showing you the issue - thank you for any advice you can give!

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

My New Year’s resolutions were to see more theatre and take more pictures.

The girlfriend and I saw @MousetrapLondon this afternoon: VERY good! Whispering to each other when we thought of a new theory 😂

Funny, intriguing, and a thinker 👏🏻

(And the FoH staff are lovely too!)

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Thanks Ealing 👍🏻

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Grab yourself a red cup and join a chill birthday livestream! #pokemon #PokemonScarlet

https://t.co/lKfgNRWy7Q

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Hi. It’s my birthday. Check out my latest video.

Pokemon Blue BUT TikTok Chooses My Kanto Team || PokeProwse

https://t.co/5M684Em8oM

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Depends if you’re squeezing them in people’s eyes

[William. @WilliamProwse_]

Huh? A good publish time to view ratio to start then 😂