@carolineplz I'm a huge fan of your music. How tall are you? I can't find it on the internet and my curiosity has grown to the point of tweeting at you. Sorry to bother you. Thank you in advance.
@BenCultrara "Favorite is reserved for my favorite content. One or two a year get my badge of honor. Sorry, your basic ass relatable content doesn't make my unrealistically high and unfair standards for favoriting tweets
Thanksgiving Episodes:
The Office - S7:E9
Always Sunny - S9:E10
New Girl - S1:E6, S2:E8, S3:E10, S4:E9, S5:E7
How I met your Mother - S1:E9, S3:E9, S5:E9, S6:E10
Friends - S3:E9, S4:E8, S5:E8, S8:E9, S10:E8
That 70s Show - S1:E9
Two ads right on top of eachother in my inbox this morning. First is "help other people's dreams come true, donate your sperm today." The next is "discover your family through ancestryDNA test."
Do cab drivers purposely play a game to see if you get car sick by jerking the car around as if you were riding on fucking horseback? I take a yellow cab once a week and it's this experience every time so it must be a part of their training.
I guess that Busted Condom passing as POTUS forgot to pack any thoughts & prayers for California for that trip to Paris. Let’s just drop the TU & get real!!!