William Smith

Yes to pineapple on pizza
Yes to sarcasm
Yes to Crystal Palace fc
Yes to Naps
No to cancel culture.

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@_KateForbes No gays though
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[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@minyoongislut I kissed a giraffe once 😘

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Now I'm allowed to tweet anything without being fired, I can finally say it. Pickled Onion is not the best Monster Munch flavour. Roast Beef is.

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@SimonJohnPalmer @theJeremyVine No one else moved off the kerb 🤔.. you can't just walk across without the green man flashing

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@HansonsAuctions @BBCBargainHunt Looks like the guy that does flog it ... can't remember his name 🤔

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@BethRigby @EmmaKennedy "Senior bbc source tells me" 😅😅

BBC can't be trusted with the truth, everyone knows that

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@_KateForbes Not the bookies favourite though 🤔

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@alanshearer @IanWright0 @premierleague @julesbreach Couple of wankers who should never be asked back by the BBC

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@specs55 @Stephen_Noakes @doctor_oxford @lancew I did zero nights ...I have no intention of housing one of the boat people... why would I 🤔

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@adilray It's on multiple channels

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@Stephen_Noakes @doctor_oxford @lancew 5 nights he "housed" a refugee, and he was away doing TV work most of the time ...soon as he got back they were out 😅

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@richardosman Richard you must be 50 odd years of age and you're saying banger ... that's embarrassing 😅 ... anyways spains got the winning song by a country mile

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@mrdanwalker Was not bad actually... a commentator would have made it a bit better but good show ... nobody expected anything else but licking arse from you anyway Dan

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@PakConor @Wyllieboy @billybragg Everyone and their dog knows Lineker meant it was like the nazis without mentioning the nazis 🙄

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@rachel839 Thought I told you to fuck off 🤔

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

That suits a bit snug nick 😄

#saturdaynighttakeaway

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@rachel839 Rachel...fuck off ☞

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@LukeHayesII1 One or 2 songs but mostly they are shite

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@LukeHayesII1 I also love glam rock ...not that American glam rock shit... glam rock from the UK... slade...sweet ...trex... early bowie

[William Smith @WilliamatSmith]

@LukeHayesII1 Not really no ... .. I'm a big 80s synth music fan ... like you said Depeche mode ... best is OMD