Blake Williams III

None of these opinions are my own.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal gambling charges.

Use code BEASLEY for a 40% profit boost.

[john @johnsemley3000]

top life tip: literally nobody is thinking about you. you are barely perceived. nobody is observing or regarding you.

[#1 JD Davis Hate Account @GregsBadTweets]

Guess what little dickhead? Once you’re in you can’t get out. Sack up and start drinking like the rest of us

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Nobody could tell him shit in middle school

[skooks @skooookum]

The cold brew prepares the body for the Celcius. The Celcius prepares the body for war.

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

i'm laid back because if i lean forward i'm going to federal prison.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It helps ugly and shy people to have sex.

[NBA Shane @Shane00]

LeBron has never been eliminated from the World Cup

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[Jonas Steckler @jsteck65]

In 69 days NDSU 🏈 starts playing in the FBS and the Mountain West, Bison Nation! He was a wreaking ball at DT for #CodeGreen who was a handful to block and helped lead the team to multiple national championships, @Williams1Blake!! #LetsGoBison #HornsUp🤘 #BisonFBCountdown

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when someone is being passive aggressive but it's ok because I'm abt to be direct