Stephen Williams

What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.

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@KenCageRepo How is this even a question? Mays by the length of Secretariat's victory in the Belmont

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@OleTimeHardball Lance Armstrong.

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@DammitMayun @VinnysCorner1 Paige didn't go yard over 50 times in multiple seasons though.

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@kitjenson @VinnysCorner1 And how many of the others are or were also elite starting pitchers?

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@OleTimeHardball Demonstrably false.

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Enrico Palazzo has confirmed that he will not be performing at the #Freedom250 concert.

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@MLBNow @robparkerMLBbro He's also batting .270
No, not impressive at all.
Pitchers have hit lead off home runs only three times ever and there is only one name on the list.
Guess who?

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@officialzilf

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@GeneralMCNews Well, well, well. Being inherently toxic has consequences. Who knew?

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The new Ferrari Luce looks like Victor Wembanyama's basketball shoe.

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@HawkEmDownChris Roger Murdock

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@marionumber4 Fiveheads

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@BBGreatMoments Until today, Mookie Betts.

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@AjDuxche Sucker punch? Fuck off with that shit. Next time that kid should push his head through the floor.

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@theheraldsun Pig's arse.

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@MLBNow One of them is also batting over .270?

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@officialzilf

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@uscfan981 Larry, and he'll even tell you how he's going to shoot it beforehand.

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@OleTimeHardball Eventually.

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@VinnysCorner1 IQ: Bird. He had his opponents mentally beaten before he handed them their asses during the game.