Michael “Mine Gobblin” Root

Dead head. Guinness enthusiasts. Lizard tugger. Bootleg Football fan.

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

I need Pochettino to have a miracle on ice speech in that locker room

[KIZ @CardinalsNewEra]

Denzel Burke 🤫

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

At this time of unfathomable tragedy, our hearts are with Calais Campbell and his family. We hope they find strength and comfort in the love, prayers, and support that surround them now and in the days ahead.

[LeBron James @KingJames]

No, THANK YOU! Truly a honor to wear the 💜💛 while trying to continuing the greatness & legacies that came before me! Hope I made a few proud during my stint. 🙏🏾🫡👑

[Football @BostonConnr]

Including today, we only have 10 more Sundays left without NFL Football.

We are close.

73 Days Till NFL Football.

[Tony Hrvatska 🌴🕊 @tonybalogna]

She got a C-suite position at the world’s largest bank with only an associates degree from a community college, but you - a White American - need at least a masters to apply for a tech support job paying $20/hour

[UFCStats💭 @TheUFCStats]

"Derrick Lewis was in camp everyday for this fight. He's taking this very seriously"

Derrick Lewis in camp:

[Fight Pics That Go Hard @fightpicsgohard]

Diego Lopes (2026)

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

When I’m trying to hatewatch Purdy and he’s had 5 turnover worthy plays but still hasn’t thrown a pick:

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Faber @dfaber84]

Blue Collar Ozempic

[Marcus Whitman @TFG_Football]

End of an era 😔. This morning we said goodbye to Teddy, the best friend anyone could wish for. Thanks to all of you who have forever solidified Teddy as a part of this community and TFG lore. He'll be deeply missed 💔.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

The colour of Henry's hand as the Police arrested him.

His hands were ice white because he was bleeding out.

The police didn't even care.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Rivalry week 2024 was something special

[Michael “Mine Gobblin” Root @WilliamsKachow]

@PaulCalvisi @KSzn2021 What happened to agent 0?

[Kendrick Bourne Poly @KendrickBourne_]

No lies told!

[Maserati Marv 🏎️💨 @MHJera_]

Being a cardinals fan in 2026 is harder than being deployed in the Middle East. Not even lying

[BeckSZN @B3CKSZN]

AI slop schedule release video, Bidwell is still my owner, hardest schedule in the league in the toughest division in the league with 0 Primetime games, no ring and 11 playoff appearances in the SB era

Really tests my loyalty to this team #BirdGang