J.D.

Pedophiles should be hunted for sport. I don’t do DMs.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Shot President Trump, Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Shoot Trump Again, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro, Tried To Shoot Trump A Third Time, (cont'd) https://t.co/xtK8yqxvzK

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Hi @GretaThunberg 👋
Then why did the Romans call him "King of the Jews" instead of "King of the Palestinians"? 🤔

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

Imagine what that $8 billion you let Somalis steal from taxpayers could’ve done to help people.

[I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah]

A commie dreams of all the things he could do with someone else’s money. A tale as old as time.

[Leslie ن 🇺🇸☦️ @LADowd]

The Kennedys are speechless and enraged, everybody.

[Amy Curtis @RantyAmyCurtis]

Democrats, if you hate Christianity except for when you can use it to score political points, you should probably shut your mouth about everything.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Wait until Rep. Cohen learns about federal immigration laws.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

To Show Solidarity With Trans Kids, Corey Booker To Get His Vagina Removed https://t.co/9HPGnXcsCN

[Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter]

Remember, after you have given up your guns, when you need the police, she’ll be hiding behind a car while you get murdered.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Alrighty then.

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Because it’s all bullshit.
They know it’s bullshit.
They overplayed their bullshit.
And now they’re in trouble for their bullshit.

[Shipwreckedcrew @shipwreckedcrew]

Making illegals feel it is not safe is the point - because for them it isn’t.

An illegal voting at a polling place makes it a crime scene.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Except you voted no on SNAP funding.

[J.D. @Williams_J_D]

@MsAvaArmstrong I feel exposed

[The🐰FOO @PolitiBunny]

Democrats shut down the government, Abi.

Democrats like your pal @MarkWarner shut it down even though it was the same CR he’s voted for over and over again.

They knew what would happen if they shut it down.
They didn’t care.

So technically Democrats just killed more gov. jobs.

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

A cliff, you say?

How’d we get to that cliff? Any specifics?

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What have we learned? That lions are good at playing red light, green light😂😂

[blighter @blightersort]

One thing to know:

- Undocumented immigrants are barred from working in the United States.

that's how we know an illegal immigrant could never, for example, be the superintendent of the school system for the largest city in Iowa. can't happen. bc "barred".

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

I'm sorry, but I watched the video.

On no planet did this guy go unconscious and "lose all feeling for 40 minutes."

This is "I slipped on a banana peel at the grocery store" levels of stupidity.