Willian Samoei Ruto

President of Fun Loving Kenyans.
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[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

BREAKING NEWS: The government harasses Uhuru Kenyatta son to give Ruto a preview of what will happen to himself after office. Power is transient

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@_falsi1ke Is this an Arimis advert?

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@ntvkenya The government is harassing its most respectable statesman

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Anybody who loves the Government is either sick or mad. How can you love a government that taxes you passionately but fails terribly when it comes to its end of the stick? #Uhuru

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

Uhuru Kenyatta is right on touching his Family. If you want to see Mt Kenya turn on you, target his family publicly or harm any of them. The hustler cookie will crumble so badly. It will trend for long

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

@ntvkenya Woishe

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I wish am a Luo. #Demonstrations

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@JmJuma1 Kijana Umepata pesa unaita polisi Feds siku hizi

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

Mimi Kitu inaniuma sana nikiwa hapa State Lodging ni kuona hustlers wakitetea Uhuru Kenyatta na Bundles wamenunua na hustler fund

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

#Demonstrations
Sijui mbona mnacomplain kuhusu bei ya Unga. My friends kuleni githeri na avocado. Yo huslap vidifferent. Sitawaongeza taxes na niwafunze vitu zingine

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

I have authorized a raid on Muhoho Kenyatta premises. Unfortunately we have found toy guns. Poor Cerelac lad.

Uhuru Kenyatta

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@Mickeyy254 Ili wazazi wao watie bidii wanunue gari

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@Mickeyy254 Hiyo ni Mimba.

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@bonifacemwangi @WilliamsRuto @IG_NPS @KindikiKithure I'm trying to help him get food in prison. Sorry my bad.

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

The arrest of Babu Owino is because of fooling us he is a Babu while he is a young man. Not in my country! #Demonstrations

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@ntvkenya Behind Bars and we are fighting Alcoholism? Be serious

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@ntvkenya Ninatenga billioni usijali

[Willian Samoei Ruto @WillianRuto]

#MaandamanoWednesdayToFriday Tumetenga billioni moja kutengengeneza Dam mia moja ili watu was kitendawili waweze kuosha Roho zao chafu.