Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone.
She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.
"I'm here live. I'm not a cat."
A lawyer logged into the 394th Judicial District with a cat filter on and couldn't turn it off.
This may be the funniest video I've seen this year.
Congratulations to our amazing CLEVELAND @Browns on the playoff WIN!!! 🔥💥💯
Also - a reminder that celebratory gunfire is both illegal and extremely dangerous. 🚫🚫🚫❌❌❌
Kevin Stefanski's 11 wins in his first season are more than seven Browns head coaches had in their entire Browns tenure. Since the team resumed play in 1999, only Butch Davis and Romeo Crennel won more games in their entire tenure than Stefanski won this season. Legend.
Sometimes when my mind wanders I think about this video and Thank God I shared an earth with this guy.
“This is the most impressive business card I’ve ever seen, it’s mine”
https://t.co/63YFekkTSd