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@GoNintendoTweet Nintendo doesn’t need loyalty - they’re always down to Smash regardless

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@TomChansky @Wheels02 They need to age Ewan under the Tattooine suns for 6 months to add ten years in him

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@ObsKenobs @TomChansky They should make this the opening crawl of the next movie

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@rodrixusername @Brandon_Bird @darthmaul1309 The problem is they’ve made movies in the past which felt right and made narrative/emotional sense. It feels like if Peter Jackson had decided to end the LOTR trilogy with a heavy handed reference to his earlier movie ‘Braindead’, although not that bad tbf 😂

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@BoxerlessBossk I can’t imagine being a journalist online and thinking:

“Hey, you know what will be fun? Making EVERYONE mad at me.”

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PERSON A: Why do people still think Rey stays on Tattooine?

PERSON B: Actually, most of us just think it’s symbolically a-

PERSON A: WHY DO PEOPLE STILL THINK REY STAYS ON TATTOOINE?

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@SteeleWars Is that the Sith Yoda? I would have been fully on board with that if they gave it a name like ‘Michael Sith’

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@AlfonzoGee Although it is funny that the Skywalker family was symbolically buried in sand. That shit gets everywhere 😂.

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@AlfonzoGee It’s difficult to know what this movie was trying to say! The track playing is called ‘A New Home’ but the writers say she left, suggesting rewrites happened at some point. I didn’t think she stayed, but also didn’t think it was a satisfying ending to her (or anyone’s) story.

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@theflareawakens I think the maths of something like that is:

(Thing we’ve seen before) x (a million) = (FUCK YEAH, BRO)

We got Starkiller Base for the same reason (and to a lesser extent Kylo’s high waistband in The Last Jedi).

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@SkaGerrera @germanjedi No worries - Twitter can very easily cause confusion!

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@SkaGerrera @germanjedi I was saying that Hitler’s choices became increasingly tactically stupid the further into the war they got, although I can see how it read the other way

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The highlight of the Dark Side is clearly Queen Darth Maul

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My partner found this HUGE Phantom Menace chess set on eBay!

Every piece is like a small action figure

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Highlights on the Light Side include twin Obi Wans as bishops and some brute gungans

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This is plenty of time to die in

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#NoTimeToDie  is RUMORED to have a gargantuan runtime of 2 hours & 54 minutes!

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@SteeleWars @BlueHarvestPod (‘This movie’ = ‘TROS’)

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@SteeleWars @BlueHarvestPod Listening to you guys talk about the ‘I hate sand’ line is making me think.

Do you think there’s any chance Hayden Christensen refused to be in this movie because they told him he’d symbolically be buried in the desert at the end, and he couldn’t do that to our boy?

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@MollieDamon Well there are dinosaurs in it, and Trevorow wrote Jurassic World, so it seems pretty clear to me.