Willis Cruz Muñiz

[Jay in Kyiv @JayinKyiv]

Likely one of the best one liners in Presidential history.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 OBAMA: “The thing is, Iran didn’t have nuclear weapons — because I put a deal in place he pulled out of… and the war he started is why the price of everything is UP… how much time do you think Hegseth spends looking at himself in the mirror? These are not serious people.”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Bron said find something else to play with 😭

📸 Getty

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Stephen Miller and Jared Kushner are reportedly blaming each other for the GOP's midterm meltdown, with Miller calling the Iran War "Jared's folly," and Kushner pointing out that Republicans were gaining Hispanic voters until Miller turned ICE into a "US Gestapo."

[Willis Cruz Muñiz @Williscruzm]

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[RotoBot App @rotobot_ai]

🏀 We simulated tonight's OKC @ Spurs 5,000 times

Every possession is built from real 2025-26 play-by-play: where each player shoots from, how often he makes it, who he passes to, and who's guarding him.

Here's the most typical game ⏬

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

#blameKD even though KD stayed on top of his game at 36 and got u back this “culture” you love so much. Aye, Matthew acts like I got arrested for a DUI or sumn. Back to threads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

“how in the world did the dodgers lose?”

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

A phenomenal moment in the Senate.

Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta.

Smith denies it.

Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury.

Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland.

Watch the whole thing:

[Tyler McBrien @TylerMcBrien]

"You think I'm Santa Claus? No Santa in Israel, pal."

- President Joseph R. Biden Jr.

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen on a baseball field.

[Complex @Complex]

That time Kanye gave us all the reminder we needed 🦆🚗

‘Stop taking this social media sh*t so seriously…’

[via/ X kanyewest]

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who did this?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: California gas prices have begun approaching the levels depicted in 2007 dystopian film “I Am Legend.”

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

3 months ago.

[Uptown’s Imperial Core🇵🇸 @sam_americaland]

Update?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I can’t believe Joe Biden fucking raised interest rates again.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It looks like Joe Biden is about to cause gas and diesel prices to go up again this week.