William

The William from the anime club

[William @Willluvswomen]

Uncle grandpa the man you are. You make me feel things no woman ever could.

[William @Willluvswomen]

@Unc_G_ I learned that the hard way.

[William @Willluvswomen]

@nnodify Well ya might be yk...

[William @Willluvswomen]

Fellow short kings, we must rise up. It's out time to shine. From now on they bow to US.

[William @Willluvswomen]

@nnodify LISTEN HERE PIPSQUEAK. We're in the same boat here alright and fyi bowing makes you like half your height SO YES they'd be smaller than me. Gosh.

[William @Willluvswomen]

If I were an animal I think I'd be a little kitty cat. Meyow!

[William @Willluvswomen]

Ran into a guy today and got a face full of fucking chest. Honestly reminded me of when I was a baby and suckled on my father's nips. Made me feel like I was back home....

[William @Willluvswomen]

I wish I was in my favorite anime. I'd finally be a free man.

[William @Willluvswomen]

When I was a baby my mother called me chunky not because I was fat but because one time I drank a whole tub of lard thinking it was my papas milk.

[William @Willluvswomen]

Guys, be honest. Does Uncle grandpa hate me? Was I too straight forward with him? Is it really that gay to call another man plump?

[William @Willluvswomen]

@Unc_G_ Holy shit you're so fucking cool and niche and hot and plump which is totally normal for a straight man like myself to say this.

[William @Willluvswomen]

@Unc_G_ Oh my God. Uncle grandpa... Are you... G-GAY??

[William @Willluvswomen]

???

[Uncle grandpa @Unc_G_]

@Willluvswomen Adverage height for a dildo but sure

[William @Willluvswomen]

4'11 is adverage height btw.

[William @Willluvswomen]

I love women so much I'd never drink from their chests because that would be wrong. so as a baby I drank from my father's boobs instead. #woke

[William @Willluvswomen]

Get behind me anime club! Hiya! Papa willy will protect you. *My eyes glow red as I sense danger*

[William @Willluvswomen]

Remember lady's are also welcome in my anime club heh! My arms are open!

[William @Willluvswomen]

Can no one bring up circumcision around me please? thanks. I'm kinda fucking sensitive about that shit.

[William @Willluvswomen]

GUYS. I love gay people I swear!!! Just not when I'm like around them..

[William @Willluvswomen]

@Unc_G_ God I fucking love you. Seriously Uncle grandpa hit me up.

[William @Willluvswomen]

Im a fucking fat ass chud dude.