HausOfVenus

the depressed cephelopod • She/Her

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

So what, I have stretch marks. At least my ass is bigger than your personality.

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

I don’t get to go to the #mnstatefair this year, and honestly, it feels sacrilegious 😖

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

"HOW COULD A HELICOPTER CRASH INTO AN AIRPLANE!!"

Well, you see, the President of the United States and the Transportation Secretary are both former reality tv stars and the Secretary of Defense is an alcoholic.

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

I have never felt this powerful.
NYT Mini in 30sec, wordle in 3, strands less hints than normal, connections with no mistakes, globle in 3, and waffle with 2 swaps remaining.
I have reached my full form.

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@NYTGames The fact that stands agrees with me about the Bags v. Cornhole debate!!

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@jbpollster @NYTGames I yelled out loud when it told me that wasn’t a group 😭😭😭

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Don’t stop talking about Rafah.

Don’t stop talking about Gaza.

Don’t stop talking about Palestine.

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@MtJoyBand as always, your performance was fucking ethereal 💖thank you for making music and thank you for making #Lollapalooza 100x better

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@hauntedintro Since I live in northern minnesota and also ride moose to events am I allowed to 😂😂

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@NoahKahan I sobbed from start to finish (partially because I couldn’t actually see you 🫠🫠) the crowd was immense! Thank you for giving us all the feels 🥰

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@opensea needs to fix this @monplais @komamixgroup @BayspeedRL @McPuff_da_lep @isracreative @Mattmariano10

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

@NYTGames @nytimes I do the mini crossword nearly every day, and today (Wed., December 21) has the best clue to date 😂 nothing will ever again beat 4-down. I laughed until I cried 😂

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I refuse to accept that I’m not on Obamas Spotify wrapped I just know that dude loves Homesick

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

It's not just that gay bars are supposed to be a safe space.

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

My heart is broken 😭😭

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

rooting around my sheets for my vape like a truffle pig

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

Where do people find squishmallows?!?! I want the oogie boogies so bad I will pay millions

[HausOfVenus @Willow_Nymph]

Not me sobbing on the floor looking at building a toad sanctuary in our yard because we found two toads and Phil wouldn’t let me bring them in to live in the bathroom and now I’m afraid that winkles 1 and winkles 2 might get eaten

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

It's the guns.

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.