Will Mitchell

25, get at @benbowes1366 for his super noodle trim

[Geordie Josh @geordiejosh]

Fucking cowardly bastards. Strip every single one of them spoilt brats of that footballer shirt and never let them play again. I am sick to death of these fucking spineless cunts.

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

Evening

[Cjh @cjhhhh21]

2nd Sunderland game I've watched this season and they've been absolutely shite in both of them, not buying the hype sorry, any nufc fan fearing the derby is a muppet, Bruno and Tonali will run rings round this lot

[Michael Potts @MichaelPotts_]

I've seen the mags capitulate against us in almost every conceivable manner, but I have never seen them look so terrified, frightened, sheepish. I'm genuinely shocked. Cowards from 1-11, and tactically set up to fail by Eddie Howe. Glorious. #SAFC #NUFC

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ❤️‍🔥

[Ben @bthomp_52]

Sunderland have conceded ZERO (0) goals this season while Luke O’Nien has been on the pitch. #SAFC

[Sensible Sunderland @SensibleSAFC]

Mind the gap ya daft cunt

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

@delkaz121 @SunderlandAFC Spoken like a true lifelong fan, sure you're a joy to watch the football with.

Enjoy the season, just don't be too upset when we don't qualify for the Champions League this year

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

@delkaz121 @SunderlandAFC So at which point on your long journey supporting the lads did you decide Sunderland were a 'non-entity' as you described? 🤡

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

@delkaz121 @SunderlandAFC Yet here you are having discussions underneath an announcement made by our 'non-entity' football club 😂. For what it's worth it sounds like Isak doesn't have time for non-entities like Newcastle

Glad you're so concerned by our finances though Alan really appreciate it ❤️

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

@delkaz121 @SunderlandAFC I know you're upset that Newcastle can't get anyone through the door, and Isak is about to hand his transfer request in, but there's no need to take it out on us! 😂

[Fiona @FiMelb99]

“My scrub nurse that I was working with every single day was followed home by a quad copter drone, and it didn’t kill him on the way home… it waiting until he was home, in his tent, and greeted his three children and killed them all”

[dom 🐈‍⬛ @Dom1879]

going to the cinema in a couple of hours and i can’t wait to check twitter when i leave to see that Kristjaan Speakman has completed the construction of HS2 and terraformed mars

[David @EasyTen]

Absolutely delighted Sunderland made it. Nobody wanted to see #sufc stinking the PL out for another season, or that miserable bastard Wilder looking like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle every other week. Congrats #mackems #PlayOffFinal

[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

Someone cutting onions?

[Wise Men Say Podcast @WiseMenSayPod]

It IS us, Michelle

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

WE HAVE F****** DONE ITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! 🤯

#TilTheEnd

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

SUNDERLAND AFC ARE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!! 😍😍😍

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[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

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[Will Mitchell @Willwumm]

@NickJH83 @Coventry_City If I'm being honest we shithoused that, Cov had us completely against the ropes for a good hour, tide just started to turn when we brought Mundle on for the last 15 as an outlet to get out of our own half. I'm sure Coventry will be up there again next season playing like that 👍