Will Graham

I know what kind of crazy I am. | FBI profiler and special agent | #HannibalRP 21+ | parody

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

"I rather want to be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea."

+ FBI Agent

+ Sassy & Flirty, an AU portrayal of Will

Not a fan of formalities, you don't need my writer's permission to approach Will for any interactions. He is going to speak very much for himself.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@RESIDENTLXON Occasionally. But I try to ignore that monstrosity meanwhile.

What did you think you were hearing?

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Did you see a monstrous stag coming your way?

[𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐃𝐘 @RESIDENTLXON]

“ Did you hear that too, reader? ”

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

// Are you only looking for female characters to write with?

I might be interested in writing but if it's only for "man looks for hot woman" it might be a little...too obvious in the end.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

"How about I take you both on a trip, so things could get mixed up for a change?

Hello Tim by the way. Again."

[Timothy Laughlin @_timlaughlin]

@fioresymphony If Hawk doesn’t do anything soon, I’m taking you on a trip. Skippy time. ✨

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

You've been away from the crime scene for way too long now.

I hope you'll get back into the groove. A lap is not always your assigned destination.

[Dr. Spencer Reid 𓃭 ┊ Agent Campbell @KingsmanHart]

„@_CrossYurHeart, You’ve been away from me for a long time. I hope you’ll stay longer now.”

Seb had never been a man who needed many words to get to the point, and sighed as he simply pushed Hawk back into the chair so he could sit on his lap.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

I'm sure about it.

That's why you're getting shooting lessons.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@_timlaughlin "Did you bring the little present I left at your door?"

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@_timlaughlin

Leaves a Glock 17 (stored in a cardbox) at Tim's threshold, with a little note attached.

"I hope you got your eye sight checked recently. Other than that - 6 pm, at the little forest behind the city. I'll might bring earplugs for you, little newbie."

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@_timlaughlin Greeting the other man with a smile and a nod, waving him closer.

"You made it. Didn't even hear your car. Glad I don't have a nervous trait, otherwise I had aimed at you."

It's said teasingly though, while he secures his own gun. +

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Do you think you got to the bottom of it all yet?

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Very poetic and kind of fitting for you, Tim.
But don't let yourself get consumed entirely. You'll never know what you'll find on the bottom of "beyond measure".

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Sounds like that should be thrown towards a narcissist.

Along with a brick stone.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@haunthuntress If she wanted a conversation, she’d need to be the one to test the waters. He’d already taken her measure, even if it was just a quick assessment for now.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@haunthuntress Clearly a predator, and practiced above that.

Will tilted his head just enough to acknowledge her from across the bar. But he stayed put, his expression unreadable. +

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

@BRATSUMM3R Lovely? That is new.

Will swirls the whiskey in his glass around, his mind briefly wandering back to the crime scene.

Not lovely.

"I'm not necessarily the type. Though assumedly people should taste quite good."

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

"You'd be surprised. Though I didn't say ~I~ was the cannibal in that scenario."

He downs the rest of his whiskey. Occasionally, after a particularly challenging crime scene, he likes to unwind before moving back to the solitude of his home.

[Will Graham @WillxxGraham]

Previously

[𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂𝚂. @BRATSUMM3R]

@WillxxGraham “ i’d think cannibals wouldn’t be wearing their meals. “ dryly joked— the other is only joking, he assumes. his own drink is brought to his lips.