Willy Scarlett Moon

#EastEndersOriginalParody I'm Ethel's Willy! But @JanineButcher5 gave birth to me and I became... #ScarlettWillyPatriciaDogButcherMoon #FannyBashers

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Lexi should have been kept in care away from the Square, and from her skank of a Mother and her trafficker Father #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Just been to Gray's home and the shower curtain is missing in the bathroom, what the fuck? #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Callum is the shittest police officer in Albert Square's history, which takes a lot of beating #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Each time Ben Mitchell & Phil Mitchell appear on #EastEnders it feels like a mission of Grand Theft Auto

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

When Lucas returns he needs to kill the evil Callum Highway #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

New Game: Take a shot each time one of Karen Taylor's kids says "You're a great Mum" #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

The layout of Chantelle & Gray's bathroom makes me feel uncomfortable #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Callum has the ability to change his voice range, when he said, "I'm a copper, you're nicked!"
What a power #Eastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Gone into labour, having puppies
Wrinkly Ethel is proud #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Ben Mitchell is such a hard-man
He must have the entire Square quaking in their boots!
Almost as scary as Aidan Maguire, but not quite, still terrifying though! #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Whitney throwing herself at the man who cheated on her, shows how DESPERATE she is for a battered sausage
Shame Callum can't choose a good man or woman, Whitney spreads her legs open for anybody she can and Ben's personality changes more than Ethel cleaned my shit up! #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Well, looks like Mick is still pussy-whipped #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Amy Mitchell, the next Madeleine McCann #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

"You are the world's greatest Mum"
Let's have a look at Karen's children:

Chantelle - Rich
Keanu - Homophobic Tweets
Bernadette - A Directioner
Keegan - A Drug Abuser and left his friend for dead
Riley and Chatham - They stole Stacey's phone once

#EastEnders @bbceastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

"She forgets where she comes from"
Why would you want to remember you're part of the Taylor family? #EastEnders @bbceastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Lola, "She's just jealous"
That's..... Questionable, seeing as you have the genes of Billy Mitchell #EastEnders @bbceastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

@MrsArthurFowler @bbceastenders She has a One Direction poster too, which makes her seem like she smells, all Directioner's tend to smell
What about the two boys who don't speak? I bet they stink #EastEnders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

"It used to smell like a farmyard"
You can revisit that by walking into the Taylor's flat, or the Slater's home, Lola
Ever since Stacey bush pushed my Mum Janine I have been waiting for somebody to seek revenge on her before I return with her #EastEnders @bbceastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

"What is the point in them making appointment times if they ain't going to stick to them?"
You certainly stuck with your appointment times with Max over the years, didn't even need to book those appointments, did you, Stacey? #EastEnders @bbceastenders

[Willy Scarlett Moon @WillyDogE20]

Kat, "You and me, we're more than family, ain't we?"
Eurgh Kat, how disgusting
#GameOfThrones isn't on until Monday #EastEnders @bbceastenders