Will

Lover of The Simpsons, Roberto Carlos, Leighton Baines, Carbonara and (unfortunately) Everton. He/Him #DontBuyTheSun

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Department of Banging on about the Hacienda

[Will @WillyWhitby]

Well done he’s Uzbekistan

[Will @WillyWhitby]

Watching Messi break another record in an “I was watching” moment and I’ve got to listen to Danny Murphy commentating it.

The greatest of all time on the pitch soundtracked to football’s biggest dunce on the mic. I despair.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Lionel Messi became the oldest player ever to score multiple goals at a #FIFAWorldCup match at 38 years, 357 days 😮‍💨

Just check out this hat-trick...

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[evdokios @evdokios]

the moyes gameplan

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

If we’d won just two of our last 7 games we’d have been in Europe. Utter losers.

[Will @WillyWhitby]

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Although I would say, I am still glad we haven’t been relegated in my lifetime. You mentioned before the clubs to get relegated to then come back up and win silverware. But for every West Ham and Newcastle there is are clubs that never come back up. I fear that could be us

[Will @WillyWhitby]

This current Everton team in Europe and two games a week would fall apart.

I am fine not getting Europe if it meant we’d mess it up and finish 16th.

But the last few games and losing the way we have is so frustrating. Europe was there for the taking and we’ve bottled it

[Sean Lunt @Sean_Lunt]

No idea how Everton went from that Chelsea win to no wins in two months and numerous poor performances like this. You absolutely have to question the manager.

[Everton @Everton]

Seamus Coleman – one of our greatest-ever servants and captains – has announced his proud Everton playing career spanning more than 17 years will come to an end when his contract expires next month.

Thank you for everything, Seamus. 💙

[Will @WillyWhitby]

They brought the first Covid people to Arrowe Park and my neighbour had a genuine belief that they were gonna cut the bottom bit off the Wirral and turn the peninsula into an island and block the Wirral off from the world

[Wirral Globe @WirralGlobeNews]

Brits from Hantavirus ship to be quarantined at Arrowe Park Hospital site https://t.co/bvKeqGnt2V

[Aaron Barton @Aaron__Barton]

With the news of Ricky Van Wolfswinkel retiring, who scored his only Premier League goal against Everton, I decided to dig deeper.

A player has scored their first Premier League goal for their new club 225 times against Everton, the most of any club in the competition.

#EFC

[Will @WillyWhitby]

A Liverpool winner in the 100th minute is it?

[Taj Ali @Taj_Ali1]

'Aren't Arabs terrified? Don't Arab women weep when their children are bombed?'

Tony Benn remains as relevant as ever.

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Can we get rid of this ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago."

"But, Marge, it works on any ayatollah-- Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi. As we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power."

"I don't care who's consolidating their power."

[Will @WillyWhitby]

@LeekDuck I’ve got 7 10km eggs saved up for this, does the new regional Pokémon available in 10km eggs appear in eggs that are currently in your inventory or would I have to get new 10km eggs to be able to get them? I’m after Hawlucha

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝘂𝗲𝘀 @EvertonNewsFeed]

📆 #OnThisDay 1 year James Tarkowski scored a dramatic 98th minute equaliser in the final Men’s Merseyside derby at Goodison Park🚀😮‍💨