OTUNBA👑⚜️

Venue stylist || Set designer || Creative Art Director. Based in Lagos, available to travel.

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[OTUNBA👑⚜️ @Willy_child]

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[Abu The 𓃵 @Abu_The_Truth]

Nobody gives a fuvk about what that shyt is called. We want to see Yoruba-built AI going head-to-head with Igbo-built space rockets. This endless bigotry from both sides is pure third-world retardation.

[Fola @Folarin_AA]

At their core, that family is very razz and they have contempt for poor people. That’s why the daughter was chasing iya oloja general title all over the country, father talking about ogi, cassava, agbado, and now wife talking about kuli kuli and corn. Useless people.

[OTUNBA👑⚜️ @Willy_child]

You guys with the clever wordplay

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Aso Rock edition. 😭

See una mama. 😭

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

You do shit outta love & people will think they finessed you

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

The clout whores. The content strumpets.

No line they won't cross. No shred of moral restriction.
No consciousness of proxified humanity.

Horrid hollow enclaves whose only driving compass is the smell of mint.

Irrevocably depraved abominations.

[낮 @natanattda]

Capitalism ruins literally everything 😄 twitter went from daily ranting logs to just a tailored engagement farming app like ppl are just saying anything rn for pennies 😅

[Giovanni Ifedi-Williams @TheGiovannis]

These Police Officers just parked me at Bolade, Oshodi, pointed guns at me, and forced me to transfer N100,000 them. When my bank app showed "exceeded transfer limit", they dragged me to a nearby POS to do it with my card.

They initially demanded 150k each.
They were 4 in number.

These are the names I could copy:
Francis Adekunle
2087495551
Kuda

Friday Ikpe
9136237110
Okay

This is the phone number of the notorious Officer Friday Ikpe 09136237110. I got it from his opay

@PoliceNG @BenHundeyin @Princemoye1

Please my mutuals, if you see this on your TL, help repost or tag other relevant authorities until these criminals are apprehended.

[• @yducknow]

so many goals to achieve and mfs are asking me about a relationship

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

The Stoics were right when they said the desire to be loved is the last delusion. Give it up. And you become free.

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Una see say these people dey mad!

Hire more sanitation workers, No!
buy more garbage trucks, No!
build more landfills and incinerators, No!

But the couldn’t hesitate to jump straight to enforcement!

The waste in my house has been piling up for months, PSP hasn’t come to pick it up and I’ve never missed a payment infact I’ve paid for a full year ahead. I live in Lekki o mind you, if they aren’t coming to pick up the thrash in Lekki for months it’s not far fetched to assume they haven’t picked up the dirt in Abule Egba in years, but sanitation police is the solution the army of halfwits in Alausa can think of!

Fucking idiots!

[kat @yslnadi]

when you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty handed.

[Onuoha Lorenzo @unkle_renzoo]

“Nigerians please don’t forget us in the bush”!

[#BringBackOurChildren @elyakubusmvnn_]

They are unsheltered, malnourished, mentally, physically and psychologically abused in ways we cannot even imagine! Their only crime is going to school to learn. 35 DAYS!!!💔💔

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Women are so creative 😂

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Neverrrrrrrrrrr seen a day GOD didn’t come through for me.
Always on time.

[OTUNBA👑⚜️ @Willy_child]

Thugging this shii through and through. I don't like it but I like it. You get what I mean. Tch

[OTUNBA👑⚜️ @Willy_child]

Masculinity in its full glory. Damn
3:15AM

[Matt🍫 @jbmillenial]

Please if you’re inviting me to your wedding, please warn your MC!

All these yeye wedding games that involves billing, Avoid it please. What do you mean, bridesmaids should come and collect my shoe, then I’ll use 200k to bail the shoe! How much is the shoe in the first place?