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[Cami @tajin_rim]

chicago marie illinois why is it 90 degrees when i am trying to make SOUP

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

A gente se vê depois do trabalho?

Eu depois do trabalho:

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

"ninguém quer ficar trancada em casa o dia inteiro"

eu o dia inteiro deitada e feliz:

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me after saying I’m just resting my eyes

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"We listen and we don't judge."

The face I'm listening with:

[sakinah @angelsupastarr]

i love watching the real housewives bc they inspire me to be more like my authentic self… which is a bitch

[BigMac @babeotswejang]

When you've given it your all but, it's only Tuesday🙈🥹

[𐕣 @doyenmxn]

Someone said ADHD people would rather start a business than fold their clothes. 😂

[َ @gffyoq]

"are you ok?" omg no but for the purpose of this conversation, yes i'm fine.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Unfortunately, I’m not a morning person, and as I get older, I’m no longer a night owl, so I’ve realized I’m basically a college professor during office hours, reachable between 11:30 and 12:30 or 3 and 4, or not at all.

[Kimiyah-Vette C8 @boujiebaddie]

Donald J. Trump said Kamala would raise gas prices by 25%.

Thank God we avoided that nightmare. Today gas prices are only up by 62%.

[Jovy @chimajovita]

"Are you free this weekend"

Me:

[madi @cinemabarnes]

i still think “tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef that i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him” is unironically one of the best lines ever

[Jovy @chimajovita]

One day you're young and the next your eyelid is twitching because of stress

[Kiwi 🥝✨ @KiwiOnTheSticks]

2020: girl, the pandemic
2021: girl, the variants
2022: girl, the Supreme Court
2023: girl, the strike
2024: girl, so confusing
2025: girl, the tariffs
2026: girl, the recalls

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles