don't be like this guy. A more proper method for proper humor would be to swap the word "jump" to "hop", making the phrase "hop tuah, parkour on that thang!"
this in turn makes the pronunciation much closer to the original phrase this quip is spoofing off of.
Simply awful!
How awful!
I, Wilson Treadmill Monkey, would take this nice lady out for a gourmet dinner and offer to pay for the whole meal! Then I would drive her home and leave a 5 star review for the restaurant on yelp.
Please stop being a violent person
Best regards,
Wilson T. Monkey
How can I, Wilson Treadmill Monkey lock in if I am currently locked out of my bitch ex wifes house?
Please Sandra I need to my sons Willy Elliptical Primate and Wilson Jr. I am begging you