Wilson

The best doggo. King of the zoomies.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@piersmorgan Back at you Piers.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@Wisdom_HQ Freedom.

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@PeriklesGREAT Steak is good for black eyes I've heard.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

Teefs! My beard has goned grey. Dad says it's cute. Told dad to stop taking pictures wen I'm sleep.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@BBCr4today If the BBC thought that they were treasured in any way by the UK population, they would have no problem transferring to a subscription model. Give people the choice whether or not they want to support that corporation.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@TheGriftReport Can you imagine the look she gave the groom when he reached for his second drink?
"Oh, you're having ANOTHER are you?"

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@CindySinor That's great. I wish someone would draw me, but dad says he's rubbish at art, and if he drawed me that you'd be "lucky if you could guess the species"

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@RestoreBritain_ Can't agree with this policy.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

Yay, go us. #InternationalDogDay

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@worldranking_ That's because cats are evil!

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@RoyalMailHelp still no movement on my parcel. At this point I think you employ thieves in your post offices.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@RoyalMailHelp Hi there, a parcel that was despatched on Tuesday supposedly on a 48hr service was accepted at a post office but has not advanced since. This is just unacceptable.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

It's my 7th birfdee today. So mum and dad brought me to da field! And I get roasty chimkin for dinner!

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@PodLegged Oh no! So sorry. No other words, they wouldn't help. 😢

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

Look everyone, I can fly! Mum and dad tooked me too da field again. It's my favourite place. Dad said he wants to buy me my own field.

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@_SockDog Have you lost weight already mate. Call the cops!

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@_SockDog I did nearly brokeded dad's nose when I did an excited jump once. He said my head is just solid bone. Rood!

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@_SockDog Hooray, Socky is back!

[Wilson @WilsonThaDog]

@basilthegreat New Labour minister tackling dog attacks by banning dogs with teeth.

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@HelloFreshUK disgusted by the high pressure door-to-door salesmen in Whitby today! I WILL NOT GIVE MY BANK DETAILS TO ANYONE AT THE DOOR. If this is how your company behaves, I will NEVER use you. Sack them.