Mutsami

Young fire old flame. An old soul in a young body.

[Bösartiger Fella @20gimsack]

My dog looking over the land he legally acquired with 3 drops of pee.

[Zay @yyyyeed]

Sir: I'm not from this class
I just came to borrow calculator"

"My friend just hold the table "

[float @notesbyfloat]

A man cannot prompt the same agent twice, for it is has compacted and is not the same agent, and he is not the same man

[Michael Sakowski @Sakowsk1Michael]

Nobody tells you about these jobs when it’s time to choose a career

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

your wife at your funeral vs the guy you met once in a club in Ibiza

[Wanyoni @AllergicDevelo1]

@PlatypusX9 Thought it was gonna be this

[kamau @kamauisback]

When you are being kidnapped but they are taking you out of South Africa

[Car Guy @carguy_KE]

If you don't gerrit...

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

The boats used routes with natural winds and ocean currents because they relied on sails. They also never ventured too far into the deep sea if they didn’t have to - they travelled along the coast where you could see land with binoculars, & made stops when weather looked sus.

[float @notesbyfloat]

Good catch. I see the issue now. That one’s on me. I accidentally rate limited Formula 1. The 47 smoke tests all passed, but there’s a gap in the test coverage: none of them verified that the cars could continue moving.

[LINDIT🇦🇱 @lindit98]

Great idea for a minute, till you start feeling like an idiot after an hour

[HUMOR CANALLA @jcarlos2001]

A ésta persona la está buscando la NASA

[Иacho ® 🇦🇷🔴⚫️ @NachoCavallo74]

Oppenheimer cuando le dijeron que la bomba que creó fué usada como bomba:

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like

[Man of Myth @Mythos_Man]

“All fortune is good fortune; for it either rewards, disciplines, amends, or punishes, and so is either useful or just.”

― Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy

[Deep Flow @DeepFlowMDL]

He kept planning. The other kept climbing.

[Alcuin Press @AlcuinPress]

“God provides the wind, Man must raise the sail.”

— Saint Augustine of Hippo

[Man of Myth @Mythos_Man]

“Fortune is given to brave men.”

— Quintus Ennius

[Man of Myth @Mythos_Man]

“Come what may, all bad fortune is to be conquered by endurance.”

— Virgil

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

Only software engineers will understand why this is actually funny.