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I'm finally living my dream as a therapy dog because Arsenal couldn't finish the job and win the league! Now Mikel's hired me to boost morale! #PartoftheProcess

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Thank you for the introduction, @Arsenal. Delighted to be here, was ecstatic to have received the call from the Boss @m8arteta. Let's get to work! Wolves at the weekend! #londoncolney #arsenal #COYG

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@bhavss14 have you never seen a Jaffa cake you didn't want to eat, Jigglypuff?

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@markgoldbridge "Trust the process" -- that's what you say about Tapas Pulis at London Colney, "just give him time".

If you don't trust INEOS, you can piss off down to Burnley

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@EGTVEgal always a laugh to see the queen of banter, princess Artetasexual Egirl scrambling. Why are we talking about new signings, Caillou? I thought we had an 8/10 window 😂

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@kimmoFC Get ready Artetasexuals -- it's going to be another trophyless season inbound and a summer-long buffet of fish fry and humble pie 🥰

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It's a sad day at London Colney. @m8arteta made everyone write up parting letters in the dressing room.
I'll never forget the memories, Aaron. Bless you in your future endeavors, leave some Dentasticks behind so Georgina can feed me after training. @AaronRamsdale98 #heartbroken

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Hanging out with @AaronRamsdale98! Great lad! We ran around London Colney together this morning! I stole Granit's boot after training and he gave me a Dentastick! Thanks Aaron! #LondonColney #TrainingSession #seeingisbelieving

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@EGTVEgal If you have a problem with it, bring it up with Super Duper Mik -- he knows best!
How dare you question his decision-making, are you even a real Arsenal fan? #closetspursfanalert

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@AfcNow2 @arsenaltweeta he's been here for 7 years...chatting absolute nonsense, "don't sleep on him". He's proven he is not up to par.

But you're also the same type of idiot weirdo that has calafiori as your pfp. sus

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@woebetidesus @arsenaltweeta well that's not too rare, this manager protects deadwood and mediocrity like his last dying wish

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@Officialelsamo Why would Forest take the King of Zamunda? Awoniyi and Wood are far better strikers first off. Additionally; clubs like that can't afford his wages, and no decent club is going to give him 100k a week 😂

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@Abdulherphyz

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@RemontadaVv Edu couldn't sell water in a drought. Greedy mfers should have taken the Marseille deal (which was very generous) and ran off with the bag

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@Ankan_Floyd @_mikee_e or you can fuck off to spurs as the closet spurs fan you are🤷‍♂️ . "Oh my name is Floyd, I'm the tippy top of top Gooners that sucks the manager, board and owner online. I'm such a great fan 🤩 " clown activity

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@salibababa_afc @_mikee_e

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@BeastDaBest @_mikee_e or you could piss off down the Lane permanently, closet spurs Fan 😘

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@_mikee_e To be fair to other clubs, why would they pay over the odds for overrated, overpaid deadwood this manager protected and the board gave 100k contracts to "protect their value" 😂 Ramsdale earns more than Ederson.

But that won't stop the Artetasexuals crying in the thread

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@omondik3 @edem_gonne And you can continue queueing up at AFTV's summer long buffet of fish fry and humble pie. Bendtner and Chamakh were better strikers than the King of Zamunda. Get over it.

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@edem_gonne You need to get a grip & stop crying that actual fans don't eat and regurgitate whatever mediocre, false narrative the club peddles. The King of Zamunda is an overpaid, overrated footballer who's proven he's not up to par.

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@AFTVMedia one less employee to walk me around London Colney😭i i

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@leegx82 If you collected all the tears from these mutants, you could replenish the waterways in Africa for generations to come

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@Afc_Duloh both suck 🍆 for a pound note, what exactly is the contrast?