Win Nelson

Tornby, DK➡️Bridgetown, BB

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It's all games and fun until someone ruins the word order.

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@PalmyrPar Give the Scots-Irish their due. They’re basically the diametric opposite of WASPs.

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The Viet really knew what they were doing when they named it the Mekong River.

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Guy who keeps confusing Kava with Kuru:
Yeah, I’ll have the Kuru smoothie.

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I’m in Murfreesboro, TN at the In-N-Out drive-thru. I’m in San Diego enjoying a custard beverage at Shake Shack. You cannot anticipate my next movement.

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I’m at the grocery store with my grandmother, looking for dinner. I notice they have corned beef on sale today. “What is this, a Jewish deli?” I ask. Behind me there’s a man in an orange uniform, fully cocked, about to bash my lights off with a shillelagh.

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https://t.co/zGbjXnhMIt

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Or, as I call her, Melanie. From the Greek for DARK.

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I used to walk around depressed, kicking rocks, navel-gazing, telling anyone who would listen that cinema is dead,
until I saw that they made a Melania Trump biopic.

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

If a surgeon is truly skilled, they don’t need any medical tools.

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English grammar expert here, I have a pro-tip for people struggling with immigration vs. emigration:
IMmigration is when you ENter a place, whereas EMigration stands for Electronic Migration, as in eBook, eBay, etc.
Hope this clears it up.

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@CSandbatch M. S. Rau rocks.

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Everyone knows what the oldest profession is, but people often forget about the second oldest profession: Torturer

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If something is ramshackle, but not beyond repair, you can refer to it as lambshackle.

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I feel the need to clarify, whenever I say “What’s up”, it’s always in a Dickensian way, and much less of a San Fernando Valley sort of greeting.

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Note to self: Gotta use the phrase “Down with the sickness” more often in everyday conversation.

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Greasy guy with a lifted F-150 and a bumper sticker that says “Oilfield Trash” under a silhouette of a man harvesting an olive tree. Also he works in the energy sector because it a racket and he’s half Italian.

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Guy: “Yeah, I make 7 figures.”
The 7 figures in question: $1,001,417

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#mogging

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μηχανικὸν γραφεῖον

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I truly don’t think we have the power to comprehend what the classical Greeks would have done if they had access to mechanical pencils.