To the rafters.
The #NHLBruins are proud to announce that during the upcoming 2026-27 season, the club will bestow its highest honor upon Patrice Bergeron by retiring his No. 37.
Three confirmed menaces to society:
1) People who drive 1-2 mph under the speed limit.
2) People who drive slowly in the left lane.
3) People who can't adhere to a golf course pace of play requirement.
I am willing to wager there's a significant overlap in these 3 populations.