Prehistoric Megalongdong

YIPPIE-KI-YAY | Competitive shooter | Night shift life | Die Living | raised with the livestock |

[Prehistoric Megalongdong @Winchesterheroe]

Buy experiences because experience is something you can't buy.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners getting ready to complain about

The heat The cold

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you drank out of the garden hose as a kid, don't worry about hantavirus

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

@SteveLovesAmmo @QueenAnticommie You guys are firing warning shots--?!

[KINGPIXMEDIA @kingpixmedia]

Competition shooters trying to hit a PR with their last shot:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest

Today This weekend

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Imagine the sheer volume of psychological warfare it took to brainwash you into believing this exact scene isn't still the deepest, most primal dream 95% of men carry in their soul--

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

@iAnonPatriot If you get your geopolitical updates from Mia Khalifa you prob already have brain damage--

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Fast cars. Fierce colors.

Here is your Spotter Guide for the 68th running of the #DAYTONA500!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I just had a delicious meal using only 3 ingredients
- 1 beer
- 2 more beers

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Don’t try to run over cops.

Turns out, they HATE that.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The Midwest

When I When I’m
have plans sitting at home

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Today's kids: Tablets dead--I'm bored

80s kids with some plastic and dirt:

[D @mntwrf]

New Army PT test:

You put on a combat top and if there is more than 1 inch of muffin top over the belt line you're dissolved on the spot.

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Happy 250 Degens--🎂

[Busch Beer @BuschBeer]

🚨 YOU have a CHANCE TO WIN $1,000. Enter every lap that ends in a 1 during the #YellaWood500 for a chance to win!​

🔔 TURN ON notifications and tune in to the action​

@Talladega #BuschAllFor1 #Sweepstakes

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I’m this old

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Why do you, as a grown man, not carry a knife--?

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

Does every Hyundai Santa Fe come pre-wrecked or does every Santa Fe driver just use their ride as wrecking ball--?

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Have a Happy Independence Day everyone! We’re celebrating in style 😎

While we’re wishing the USA a Happy Birthday, I also want to join @YALiberty in extending a happy early 90th birthday to a great American @RonPaul

Enjoy the day folks, and please be safe! Keep your fingers…