T'Chanda

Christian| Attorney| Reader|
Love is a man on a cross for the wrongs he never did.
CHRIST•IN•mE the Hope of Glory!

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

@Inebriated_Eng It's wild in these meetings.

Kwabafye "Mr Chair, Director Sir."

Eh!

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

I don't litter, and I don't take long at the ATM.

[LADE HER$ELF @Thebiglade]

What's your contribution to society??

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

@Vintage_freddie So they were available in case you decided to go🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

If you were ever in JETS club in the 2000s, you'll know this. It was a common project, together with the baking soda+vinegar volcano.

[Diggers.News @DiggersOfNews]

L/stone Museum showcases frogs’ role in pregnancy tests, culture

By Edwin Mbulo

A TEMPORARY exhibition, “Frogs of Zambia” at the Livingstone Museum, reveals that frogs have been used in pregnancy tests. The exhibition also reveals that frogs are bio-indicators of the environment, in that their absence can suggest water pollution from mercury or lead.
The exhibition, which runs until September 5, also reveals

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[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

@Vintage_freddie All the best, Freddie.

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

Pay attention in school, children.

[HAND NOTES @SolipsisMatrix]

@_owula Here's this note for those who literally skipped their physics and chemistry classes
😂

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

Doc, I think one of the Subjects has escaped.
We need to neutralise them before they talk to the cops.

[LunarSoulX @cricket_Stats05]

I was in the shower last night and I felt something on the back of my neck and it was this chip- looking thing.😭
Anyone have any idea what this is?

[Nebu🄺🄷🄴🅈dnezzar @clakheyausol]

@AgfAab @SnazzyLabs It unlocks cutting edge features

[Fabby @AgfAab]

@SnazzyLabs Genuine question: what is a firmware update supposed to do for a knife?

Patch a chopping vulnerability?

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

@Lovandfear Don't put it down, put it away.

It will help you keep your house tidy. Always put things where they belong immediately. If it goes in the drawer, don't put it on the table first, because you'll forget about it and before you know it you have 10 things on the table.

[wu-tang chad @thewittyblessed]

me pausing a movie just to go down a rabbit hole because a random side character looks vaguely familiar

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

It’s disgusting behavior to look down on people, then suddenly change when you find out they have money.

[Muzala Samukonga @MuzalaSamukonga]

🇿🇲Muzala Samukonga now 6th in world history for the outdoor 300m, running a 31.38 NATIONAL RECORD at the @SimbineClassic
@adidas

BLESSED AND CHOSEN 🙌🏾

Proudly 🇿🇲🦅

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

What do you learn in ANC?

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

So I had an idea. Hospitals should be required to give every new parent a pamphlet on baby safety. It should include everything from “don’t leave your baby on a changing table” to “don’t give honey to children under the age of two,” to “don’t give babies water.” There’s a lot of basic stuff that people don’t know, and aren’t necessarily going to be taught, even in a parenting class.

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

They'll tell us that we don't understand the law 😂😂

[🦋Dhabi Mwaiche🦋🇦🇷 @_buddahfly]

I’m very pleased to see that practicing lawyers are not engaging in arguments with laypeople🥹

[T'Chanda @Wind3_8]

"Which baby?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ikemileyi @ladycarpenter01]

I had my first child while still in the university. One day, we had an unscheduled class and I had to run, so my mum told me to leave my baby since I won’t take time. He was just 4 months old then. After an hour, my mum called and said “don’t stay too long oo, he’ll soon wake up”, I didn’t get it, I just said okay.

After the class, I was with my friends gisting and laughing when my mum’s call came in again and she spoke with anger “Won’t you come and breastfeed your baby?” and I was like “which baby?”, few seconds later my brain just picked up and I was like ahhh “I have a baby truly ooo”. I just started rushing home 🤣
🤣

That day was not funny at all. My mama nearly bite me that day when I got home 🤣🤣